You know that great car-stomach feeling when you fly over a hump? That was my whole body. — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
“I want to be able to hump people's legs and have them do nothing about it.” — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
I would enjoy Hump Day so much more if I actually had someone worth humping. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know, I’m very near to bein’ normal, but I just can’t get over the hump.” — Daniel Woodrell Copy Share Image
If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Ok so apparently its Hump Day today...So Happy Hump Day to everyone… :) xD — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
Happy Hump Day people! Don't go humpin' your back out! Mid way through the week so SMILE! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to celebrate hump day by pelvic thrusting while awkwardly maintaining eye contact with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I don't want her thinking about the baby right now, but I can't pass by the hump without paying it homage. My… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Free-to-play isn't a business model. Free-to-play is a marketing strategy. It's a way to get people over the hump of trying out… — Mitch Lasky Copy Share Image
“Hello, this is I, and these are my arms and legs, which are useful, and this inconvenient hump is my sorrow, which… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
Twitter -Anette:I just need someone that understands. But no one understands. Zediam:Maybe your teddy? Anette:100% cotton Zediam:to absorb all your problems... Anette:Boneless… — Anette Sandberg Copy Share Image
There's always this hump, this 1-week hump where the first-time actors have to get used to the fact that there's a camera… — Sean Baker Copy Share Image
It's natural canine behavior to chew on all sorts of things, roll in other animals' droppings, hump and fight other dogs, menace… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
I'd love to stay in baseball, but I won't beg. I'd love to work with young umpires. I think I could teach… — Doug Harvey Copy Share Image
This is a hump you have to get over, and it usually comes in the first series. You get over the hump… — Al Arbour Copy Share Image
It's hump day! Lets help others get over this week's hump. Reach out to someone and pay it forward today! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Git up and hump yourself, Jim! There ain't a minute to lose. They're after us!” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
