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For my part I think the Learned, and Unlearned Blockhead pretty equal; for 'tis all one to me, whether a Man talk… — Mary Astell Copy Share Image
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Cars are good for entrances and exits. And there is something about driving that is quite cliched in a funny way. I… — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
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