“Truly," remarked Nandi as we entered a darkened tunnel, "it is amazing that you have not died yet, mistress." "Well, hang in… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
“You can see the people who thought they could come to London, bend over and pick gold off the streets. They’re all… — Garry Crystal Copy Share Image
When I feel well and in a good humour, or when I am taking a drive or walking after a good meal,… — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Copy Share Image
“When Montmorency meets a cat, the whole street knows about it; and there is enough bad language wasted in ten seconds to… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“Are there not times, Ridley, when you yourself wish only to hear the best in people – and not to be dragged… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Lots of distractions - that's good. Murderous angels everywhere - that's bad. That's about as far as my frozen brain will go.” — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“Someone once wrote that a novel should deliver a series of small astonishments. I get the same thing spending an hour with… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“I don’t know whether Asimov realized he was saying this as well, but as an old historical materialist, if only as an… — Samuel R. Delaney Copy Share Image
The establishment will irritate you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight. Because once they've got you… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“The French expression 'cul-de-sac' describes what the Baudelaire orphans found when they reached the end of the dark hallway, and like all… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Keep a line of retreat,’ Warwick ordered. To his disgust, his voice trembled and he cleared his throat loudly before going on… — Conn Iggulden Copy Share Image
It always interested me that 'Goodness Gracious Me' and 'The Kumars,' when shown around the world, were referred to as British comedy.… — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
“I crawled back to bed, knowing I was done for. Hours later, the phone in our room started ringing. It was George.… — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
You could ask me to teach you.” “Huh?” This night is getting weird in a hurry. “Teach me like you’re teaching a… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“ Do You Come Here Often?' and 'Be Part of the Action' Have Become Clichéd "Coast Guard Sees Increasing Need for Icebreakers"—headline,… — James Taranto Copy Share Image
“Are you all right?'' I nodded my damn chicken head and prayed prayed like the world and all the victims of war,… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
A common sense of humour and a love of music is really important, as I love all types of music. You name… — Adam Rodriguez Copy Share Image
There's so much light in Broughty Ferry. I think the humour in Glasgow is darker, because it's much more gloomy, there's a… — Brian Cox Copy Share Image
“Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
What is really important to me is a sense of humour and a mischief about life. Life is just too boring otherwise. — Mira Nair Copy Share Image
“No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands... that can… — Ivan Stoikov Copy Share Image
“Her hair was pulled back so severely, it would have won approval from the Spanish Inquisition as a method of torture.” — Will Thomas Copy Share Image
“This is two romantic things in a row, so I figure I should praise him accordingly, because the boy responds well to… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“I mean, I don’t want to pass judgment—I just wish my husband didn’t shoot deer.” “Oh, Mel, don’t worry. I’ve been hunting… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Cadus spoke the local Greek better than I did; they stretch the vowels here, and round them off, so that words that… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid… — Michael Winner Copy Share Image
I can find the worst thing in the world funny. My humour is dark. If I'm talking about the worst situations in… — Slowthai Copy Share Image
“Writing is like a lump of coal. Put it under enough pressure and polish it enough and you might just end up… — A.J. Dalton Copy Share Image
“It is a curiously moving experience, to hear 350 sailors uttering the words "Oh shit!" in eleven different languages.” — John Biggins Copy Share Image
All great humorists are sad... I cannot help seeing beyond the tinsel of humour, and recognising the pitiful basis of jest -… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
“University of Life. Year One - Advance Adventure Playgrounds. Part One Exam - go to the Third World and survive. No revision,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
“Philippe also brought along musicians - mainly trumpeters and drummers - to scare the enemy. Even then, French music was known to… — Stephen Clarke Copy Share Image
“Self-awareness is like an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you’re… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
“Can't see." "Just as well. No reason for you to know what we look like naked together. Frankly, I'm traumatised enough for… — J.R.Ward Copy Share Image
British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the… — Jason Sellards Copy Share Image
“Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
