“We're guys, and we're Werewolves, and you're talking about throwing food away? Are you nuts, woman?" - Nick” — Justine Winter Copy Share Image
Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one” — Joe Ambercrombie Copy Share Image
“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, totally Librarian on them.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The English reputation for humour is a way by which people avoid revealing themselves and have superficial relationships, so that you can… — Theodore Zeldin Copy Share Image
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I wash the clothes, rinse them and then scrub them again. Will that square little box do that? I am not using… — Renita D'Silva Copy Share Image
“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There! Now we're friends!" declared the minx. "Say you're sorry about my sister -" "I am desolated!" "That's a good boy!” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to… — Michael Craig-Martin Copy Share Image
“I'm holding a super-expandable energy-powered towel. I've made friends with space hamsters. I think we've stretched believability rather far, don't you?” — Michael S. Atkinson Copy Share Image
“we all have dream cars,dream houses and jobs but as soon as we stop dreaming we wake up go take a pee.… — mohlalefi j motsima Copy Share Image
“Well we certainly don't want to see that kind of thing,’ admonished Jeff Stelling. ‘Did it calm down?’ ‘No,’ shouted Kamara. ‘It… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Impartially, shrewdly, I considered suicide, though not in my worst moments. The bottle of pills. The note: 'No hard feelings, everyone, but… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“Satan to Jesus: Well, I see someone has a bad case of the hangries. You might want to consider using your godly… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
“-To me women are the most unknown factors in the universe, Vieng had then continued, -that is what makes them so interesting… — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
“I was doing my little stand up shtick, the one I did for pretty girls, so they'd like me quickly and wouldn't… — Emily M. Danforth Copy Share Image
The first piece of 'long' fiction I wrote was a novella parody of Stephen King's 'Christine.' I was in high school, and… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“There’s a saying in Hardorn,” she continued. “‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
“I reached and grabbed ahold of the garden rake that was leaned up against the tree, when suddenly I felt my heart… — DEAN MAFAKO, M.D Copy Share Image
Laughter is an independent, tremendously important, and lurid emotion. — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
You need quite good shock absorbers and a sense of humour to be the Prime Minister's child. — Carol Thatcher Copy Share Image
Try to exercise gentleness, kindness and humour, and you cannot go far wrong. — Sophie Winkleman Copy Share Image
Days of Dutch courage, just three French letters, and a German sense of humour. — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
“Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
Robbie minced into my life and he had the same oddball sense of humour as me. It was love at first laugh. — Ayda Field Copy Share Image
“There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
In comedy, if you don't have the right tuning with your co-actor, the humour can fall flat. — Jacqueline Fernandez Copy Share Image
“It was as if she was a wannabe Persian cat who had just tasted sour milk.” — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
