“In my family nudity just doesn’t exist; I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.” — Huston Piner Copy Share Image
“Have you ever noticed that folks will say ‘Look, he has his mama’s eyes’ or ‘his daddy’s nose,’ but they never say… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
“The first thing that struck you about Claire’s plate was its vast emptiness. Of course I’m well aware that, in the better… — Herman Koch Copy Share Image
“She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below… — Daniel Marks Copy Share Image
“well you can be sure I'd stop forcing the poor Jews to tart up their humble little temple dedication anniversary into some… — agusten burroughs Copy Share Image
“Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela” — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Brandy Potter Copy Share Image
“I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.” — Ron Moore Copy Share Image
“Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“I've never been a big fan of exercise. I just can't think of any other way to feel good." Kinsey Milhone” — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
“During the settling of the American colonies, it was said that the Spaniards would first build a church, the Dutch would first… — Mark Jones Copy Share Image
“I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy.… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“Oh, adorable, delicious Amelie. If I weren't so completely straight and enamored with cock, I would devour this sweet little tart.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“A bug lies in quiet repose; when he passed no one knows. Did he suffer, was he pained? Before he died, was… — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
“Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.” — Jim Moorman Copy Share Image
“I'll be fine. Maybe I should make up a magic milk bath with the Golden Fruit, huh?" I laughed. Kishan considered and… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport If you think you’ve the most wicked sense of humour, try life!” — Mita Jain Copy Share Image
“Not only was good ole boy intolerance the norm in big sky country, there appeared to be no need or desire to… — D.K. King Copy Share Image
“MTV used to be about music, chickpea," he'd say. "Music. Now it's about morons doing moronic things. Video didn't just kill the… — Lexxie Couper Copy Share Image
