My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I have a side of me that doesn't care. I really enjoy physical comedy, thinking of an idea and pitching it to… — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
“I’d lick you numb, Mariah. You have no idea the things I’m capable of.” — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
It makes me mad to hear these popular orchestras make a jammed-up comedy of a song like 'Wreck on the Highway.' It… — Hank Williams Copy Share Image
Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Jesca returned the smile. 'You are a brave one--or perhaps foolhardy.' 'Difficult to tell,' Cope said cheerily.” — Steve Rzasa Copy Share Image
Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Whoever said laughter is the best medicine was right - it's also the glue that holds friendships together. To laugh together at… — Ellen Jacob Copy Share Image
“Thanks so much," Daisy said as graciously as she could to the gift of edible underwear from her fiancé's grandmother. She was… — Kylie Gilmore Copy Share Image
For me, I really love 'Tim and Eric' and 'Dr. Steve Brule' and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
My passion lies in amazing, complex characters and really well-written stuff - not to say I wouldn't want to do a comedy… — Michael Cudlitz Copy Share Image
I've always thought that comedy was just another dramatic expression. I try to measure the amount of truth in a work rather… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
Phunny Business is a breezy, vivid, funny, star-studded and delightful valentine to comedy, entrepreneurship and the All-American impulse to make something out… — Nathan Rabin Copy Share Image
“He was outfitted for the occasion with his broadsword, long knife, several throwing knives tucked in his boots, the dragon pistol, and… — Margaret Weis Copy Share Image
“Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200. Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185. Cost to fix every single delicious… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
In the darkest of times, laughter helps revolutionize our perspective. — Phil Callaway Copy Share Image
“Simple shit makes this chick crap bubbles and rainbows" -Beckett” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven? — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“If you regain your senses, come see me, I will teach you how.” - Cara” — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
