“Masked by a pair of pink cotton panties, the man looks like some sort of deranged bank robber.” — Dave Lundy Copy Share Image
I want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for even having a comedy category. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I think that every piece has its challenges. I love going back and forth between one and the other. I'll always pick… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
“People who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but—" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong.” — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“Daddy said you're a flat-chested old maid who probably sleeps with your legs crossed.” — Patricia Watters Copy Share Image
“It just showed once again that half the world doesn’t know how the other three quarters live” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
There's an elusive element to comedy, but nobody gets it for free. That's why comedians seldom criticise each other. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of PlayStation 4. I like watching movies, TV shows, comedy specials, and listening to comedy albums and music.… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“God is funny. He had a funny day when he made me. A funny, thoughtful, crazy day. He gave me a physique… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
In my career, since people have appreciated my performance on television for years, even casting directors trust that I am capable of… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“The usual consolations of life, friendship and sex included, appealed to Newton hardly at all. Art, literature, and music had scarcely more… — Edward Dolnick Copy Share Image
Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou hast gone… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
“There's a cover for every pot, but I've never seen so many mismatched pots and covers in all my life. - Ellen… — Alisa Dana Steinberg Copy Share Image
What Taika [Watiti] still bring to it [Hunt for the Wilderpeople], it really sums up what life is like in New Zealand,… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“A spinster who cannot ‘spin’ a worthwhile ‘star’ is a fallen ‘star’.” — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
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