With all comedy, you try to ground it in credibility and reality. — Matthew Gray Gubler Copy Share Image
“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.” — Michael P. Clutton Copy Share Image
“She is the daughter of a jackal and a weasel, and she deserves to be spanked with a broom!" --Manolo” — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
“No one wants to sit through a drawn-out tale any more than they want a third nipple” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He braked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
“Hate people on an individual basis only - you must actually get to know someone at least slightly before you can properly… — Jill Connor Browne Copy Share Image
I sense a humor. I sense a wise fact. I sense the humorous to be a wise choice of the fact. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“What have you done to your hair?” Mom’s broken voice said, pinning me back to this tiny hospital room. “Holy shit!” Icka… — Phoebe Kitanidis Copy Share Image
“Urban Outfitters, eh," said Beverley. "That explains the Dr Denim shirt." "My mum bought me that," I said. "And you think that's… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
There's sometimes when I feel really balanced, and there's other times when I feel like I'm trying to keep juggling too many… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
I grew up on EC comic books and 'Tales From the Crypt,' which were all loaded with humor, bad jokes, and puns.… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
“I just decided something. Your instructor is hotter than any of the Archangels. For real. I just changed your contact name from… — Aron Lewes Copy Share Image
“The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go,… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“By Gad,' exclaimed Welsh, 'I’d manage a nunnery for £500!' 'I daresay you would, but a suicidal, and possibly homicidal, lunatic isn’t… — J. Storer Clouston Copy Share Image
My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“At least I'm not dead. That can be remedied. Jean-Claude & Richard” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
