Quite often, intent on conveying how things can go wrong for a culture (science fiction) or an individual (horror) or all of… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
“Dressing, I chose the second shirt, the one softened in the mouth of a trained and perfumed albino hippopotamus and made entirely… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“...we've already had one horrible thing happen today, which means that if you think about it the odds of anything else horrible… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“Bashere shrugged, grinning brhind his grey-streaked moustaches, "When I first slept in a saddle, Muad Cheade was Marshal-General. The man was as… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“... you've experienced the single scene out there - it's blood test and background checks and references and 'Please pee in this… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“True. The planets are in a formation, a pentagram. It's as if they were pulled together on purpose." "Maybe they were. Where… — Katie Mattie Copy Share Image
Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“She was so young how could she understand… Exactly how young was she Matthew’s mouth went dry. “Dearest how old are you… — Lydia Dare Copy Share Image
“Lesly: I don't think you're insane. Jackie-O: You don't? Lesly: No. Jackie-O: You don't think I'm an eensie weensie bit insane? Lesly:… — Wendy Macleod Copy Share Image
“Come on, there's no one there. You want coffee?" Tess asked. "Yeah, sure, why not? I'm only on the brink of a… — Frankie Rose Copy Share Image
“Then one last thought tugs at me, so I turn back. "So why did you name me Tamsin?" I ask. "You always… — Carolyn MacCullough Copy Share Image
“For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that… — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, how others look at it must not be how you should see it! Sometimes, how it means to others must not… — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
“Such frankness, even over good tidings, was a further offense to Mr. Fremlin. He felt that it was casual and indecent. Like… — Dennis Parry Copy Share Image
People want to complain... my point especially when it comes to racial humor is... we have that diversity, so I don't look… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“I naively believe that self-love is 80 percent of the solution, that it helps beyond words to take yourself through the day… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
The staff at Buckingham Palace are amazing. They are so quintessentially British in their comedy. Like sort of going 'Welcome to the… — Sam Ryder Copy Share Image
“Is it not the singularity of life that terrifies us? Is not the decisive difference between comedy and tragedy that tragedy denies… — John Updike Copy Share Image
Without thinking, [Will] spoke. 'Halt? Are you awake?' 'No.' The ill humor in the one-word reply was unmistakable. 'Oh. Sorry.' 'Shut up.'… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
“I'm still trying to decide how I feel about the fact that you knew about this before I did." "Don't be disappointed,"… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Only the chicken-lover will understand me. He will give me a kindly look, maybe mildly desirous. His eyes will tell me: You… — John Irving Copy Share Image
I began painting well before I started doing comedy. In fact, when I came out of the war in 1946, I enrolled… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
“If the gooseberry said: 'I haven't the heart to be a real proper gooseberry because if everyone were a gooseberry the world… — Pierre Ceresole Copy Share Image
Old Zen was very funny; there was a great deal of humor and happiness. Zen today seems much drier. While there's a… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
For the sadness in legitimate humour consists in the fact that honestly and without deceit it reflects in a purely human way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But I'm liking staying here if it means I get to check out two hot chicks every morning." Crisis winked at me,… — Nashoda Rose Copy Share Image
“I’m so good at my job the law thinks I’m three different hit men and a serial killer. I speak Russian and… — J. Fally Copy Share Image
You have to know you are in a comedy. You have to know that you are actually allowing the audience to participate… — Kelsey Grammer Copy Share Image
The popularity of '2 Dope Queens' just showed there was like a hunger for new stories because we have alternative comics on… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
“If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero… — J. Cornell Michel Copy Share Image
“He was harassed, but still he spoke with authority. He was, in fact, characteristic of the best type of dominant male in… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
I think it's actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of… — Octavia Spencer Copy Share Image
“So what did you want to talk to Wesley about?" he asked me. "Kelly likes him," I said. "So I figured while… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
[The press] had no sense of humor about [Donald Trump's personal ask the Russians to get involved into the Hillary Clinton's emails… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
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“His proximity, that damn smile, just makes me hot in all the right places, but also pissed as hell. I don’t know… — Ghiselle St. James Copy Share Image
You can't really judge an actor's abilities by their career, because the business is going to pigeonhole people into whatever turns a… — Nic Pizzolatto Copy Share Image
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![“We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to…” quote by George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56a/george-w-bush-64_agency_we-waited-for-congress-to-act-they-could_2433199.jpg)
![“Without thinking, [Will] spoke. 'Halt? Are you awake?' 'No.' The ill humor in the one-word reply was unmistakable. 'Oh. Sorry.' 'Shut up.' He pondered whether to apologize again and decided this would go against the instruction to shut up, so remained silent.” quote by John Flanagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71a/john-flanagan-904_apologizing_without-thinking-will-spoke-halt-are-you_2863328.png)
![“[The press] had no sense of humor about [Donald Trump's personal ask the Russians to get involved into the Hillary Clinton's emails search]. That's why Maxine Waters and others think that Trump and the Russians were working together to hack the election.” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91d/rush-limbaugh-28_asks_the-press-had-no-sense-of-humor-about-do_1198871.jpg)
