The only way I'd want to do something in television would be if it was about how I think as a comedian.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Comedy is one genre that I really want to come my way because I was loved for my funny character in 'Khiladi… — Himesh Reshammiya Copy Share Image
Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?” “I do.” I squint at it, then him. “What are you paying me?” I… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Sissy had two great failings. She was a great lover and a great mother. She had so much of tenderness in her,… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
“Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before.… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
My approach to comedy is that whenever it comes to me, I write it. With 'The Daily Show,' you have to write… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“You can't spell "parentry" without "try." Of course, you'll make a few mistakes. The important thing is that the mistakes you make… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I think 'Piranha' won't be in the guilty-pleasure category, because it's gonna be - well, yeah, maybe for some people. From what… — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
“She was of traditional build herself, but her figure was largely concealed by the folds of a generously cut shift dress made… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“He stopped at a Dunkin' Donuts and bought me an OJ and a bagel. Bribery wasn't going to make me forgive him,… — Shaun David Hutchinson Copy Share Image
Better to operate with detachment, then; better to have a way but infuse it with a little humor; best, to have no… — Lewis Hyde Copy Share Image
I've never done an actual Western, and I would love to do that. I've done drama and dark comedy stuff. I've never… — Max Thieriot Copy Share Image
I do sometimes miss doing that lighter, more humorous work, and I find there's a heavier responsibility that goes along with a… — Alison Bechdel Copy Share Image
“Amelia envisaged that between York and the royal-infested Scottish Highlands there was a grimy wasteland of derelict cranes and abandoned mills and… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
I thought, "I don't want to be the only unfunny guy in this movie. I really would like to be somehow involved… — David Morse Copy Share Image
“The idea of having several days, never mind weeks or months, to relocate to a climate that was better for your lungs… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Uncle Fester always intrigued me. I certainly always enjoyed his kind of humor. He's just full of mischief in a kind of… — Christopher Lloyd Copy Share Image
I think there is a kind of laconic Australian leg-pulling sense of humor that is certainly in some of my stories, or… — Garth Nix Copy Share Image
I find it incredibly boring when people are mean about some individuals, especially if the individual has no power. I can understand… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“No amount of careful grooming seemed to erase their impression that he was actually a foul and frightening ogre. It was enough… — Celeste Bradley Copy Share Image
“If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !' 'because it's the first time for all of… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Hosting 'SNL' was something I'd always wanted to do. The show allowed me to play to my strengths - mixing music with… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
“A woman who has a sense of humor possesses no refuge from the merciless truth about herself. She cannot think herself misunderstood.… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Fate had a cruel sense of humor. It had been all his fault, anyway, whatever Mick or Gillia told him. Careless preoccupation… — V.S. Carnes Copy Share Image
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes… — David Chase Copy Share Image
I remember seeing McCoy Tyner in concert, and thinking that the music was incredible, but wanting to be invited in. I figured… — John Lurie Copy Share Image
“Doi indragostiti se sarutau sub un portal. - Nu vreau sa-i vad... Nu, nu vreau sa-i vad... Ma calca pe nervi... Colin… — Vian, Boris Copy Share Image
“We get a lot of calls where the person is murdered at home, but is not found for a period of time.… — Connie Fletcher Copy Share Image
There's a certain type of character that you can't help but come in contact with growing up and living in Brooklyn and… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
“She remembered the conversation in the Library, as forgetting was the last thing a fully-trained Librarian should do. Memories were as important… — Genevieve Cogman Copy Share Image
“There were still few rules at Down House, and Charles was not very good at enforcing the ones he and Emma did… — Heiligman Deborah Copy Share Image
Jon Stewart is a remarkable satirist and parodist in the vein of Mark Twain, because Jon Stewart understands what Mark Twain knew,… — Bill Moyers Copy Share Image
“It's a time-honored truism of diplomacy that the most resented epithet is the one most accurately depicting the deficiencies of the recipient.” — keith laumer Copy Share Image
“There is no need to search; achievement leads to nowhere. It makes no difference at all, so just be happy now! Love… — Dan Millman Copy Share Image
“Charlotte: "It’s too bad they don’t give out diplomas for what you learn at the mall, because I could graduate with honors… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Gilbert put down the magazine he was looking at and politely said he hoped I was recovering from my injury. I said… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
I've tried to create a comedy that doesn't look like any other comedy. Maybe traditionally in TV there has been a kind… — Melina Matsoukas Copy Share Image
