Men Are Like Bluetooth; He Is Connected To You When You Are Nearby, But Searches For The Other Devices When You Are… — Don Kel Copy Share Image
“I do not need to analyze my life, no way! Of course it’s not perfect, but it is at least satisfying! Yes,… — Sara Anzellotti Copy Share Image
“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today? Peanut: Yes we had a great day! Jose: No we did not.… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
It started when I did a 20-minute act in the comedy clubs and only had enough material for 17 minutes, so I… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“What? What's your issue now?' I asked, annoyed. 'Jus' wonderin' what's it like for Droopy. This place is intense and he's jus'… — Marcia Clark Copy Share Image
“To pass the time, I made valiant strides in my effort to read Ulysses, but feared I was losing the war. A… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
“She took two steps to the left. He shadowed her. She took three quick steps to the right. He did the same.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“If you have a plan," hissed Sumael from the corner of her mouth, "now would be the time." "I have a plan,"… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
I love America and I hate it. I'm torn between the two. I have two conflicting visions of America. One is a… — Bono Copy Share Image
When a joke works, it works. It can make a point in a really simple way; it can be a great little… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
“He pointed at my tiara. “Why are you wearing a crown?” I adjusted my freshly bedazzled head gear. “It’s a tiara and… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“Depression gave me more then just a brooding introspection. It gave me humor, it gave me a certain what-a-fuck-up-I-am shtick to play… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
“Though we were forbidden to speak anything but French, the teacher would occasionally use us to practice any of her five fluent… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
It's remarkable - most remarkable, the way these people manage, from time to time, a tragedy or a near-tragedy to break the… — Martha Ostenso Copy Share Image
Comedy comes out of everyone's worst day. No one writes a sitcom episode about everyone having a good day. It's always about… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
One of the funny lines that Daniel Bryan said in a promo is that he made fun of me for driving in… — Mustafa Ali Copy Share Image
I feel like women in comedy have staked out space for themselves and circled the wagons in this inspiring way to say… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“It is, of course, open to anyone to say that the whole idea is morbid and exaggerated--open even to those who think… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
I was never really comfortable doing comedy. Though it was good the first couple of years, there were problems, and it became… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The spectacle of a judge pouring over the picture of some nude, trying to ascertain the extent to which she arouses prurient… — Thurman Arnold Copy Share Image
“Da. This is going very well already." Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us against the Red King and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Today you are thirteen weeks old and already controversial. You should know that the mention of the name Pablo is alarming to… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
Comedy has always been something I love, but for some reason - probably because of the British accent - I've always been… — Toks Olagundoye Copy Share Image
There is a kind of laughter that sickens the soul. Laughter when it is out of control: when it screams and stamps… — Mervyn Peake Copy Share Image
“We went to a Barnes and Noble, where I picked up an unauthorized biography of M.C. Hammer, and not wanting to overload… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Comedy is more difficult than drama. I think it's really difficult to make someone laugh because people have very different comedic sensibilities.… — Aimee Garcia Copy Share Image
Now what else is the whole life of mortals, but a sort of comedy in which the various actors, disguised by various… — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
“First thing I'd do is make sure the poor newbie demigods don't have to suffer through the orientation film." All conversation stopped.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Circumstance has no value. It is how one relates to the situation that has value. All the meaning resides in the personal… — Christopher McCandless Copy Share Image
“It's not reasonable to love people who are only going to die," she said. Nash thought about that for a moment, stroking… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“Will you please stop peeking at me like that? This is degrading enough as it is." "Did it ever occur to you,"… — Lani Woodland Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on now," she said mildly, as a car suddenly pulled into the lane in front of her. She lifted her… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“I flash a fake smile of my own, refraining from telling her what I'm really thinking: that it's an unwise karmic move… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
My dad is really funny, and I have a strong memory of being proud that he could make a room laugh, but… — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
I wouldn't defend comedy that I find offensive, but there is a lot of comedy that some people find offensive which I… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Natalie wasn't the type of person who blamed others for the stupid things they did. She tried to be very understanding of… — Elizabeth Gannon Copy Share Image
My dream was never necessarily comedy. I really wanted to make film or television and was interested in darker stuff over comedy,… — Dave McCary Copy Share Image
“... 'How old is he?' the policeman asked Mrs. Reilly. 'I am thirty,' Ignatius said condescendingly. 'You got a job?' 'Ignatius hasta… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by laughing in… — Harry Levin Copy Share Image
