One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling, changing course. This happens in every job, but because I have worked in comedy… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“He smiled. Gallows humor. “I’m on a roller coaster that only goes up,” he said. “And it is my privilege and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be a comic, you must reveal yourself in your most grotesque nudity. And it's only then, when the truth gets told,… — Melissa Leo Copy Share Image
“Er, excuse me,' said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away, 'but what is that on your shoulders?' 'It's. . . a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Guess it didn't go so well, huh?" "What was your first clue?" I turned my head slightly, then went back to staring… — Michelle Mankin Copy Share Image
As a cartoonist I do what I find funny. As an editor I have a broader approach realizing that humor is inherently… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“One of the best lovers in Hollywood. What would a title like that encompass exactly? she wondered. Technique? Enthusiasm? Or was it… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“ 'And I promise not to keep assuming that living in the sticks means you're inbred trailer trash if you'll stop supposing… — Kim Fielding Copy Share Image
“I almost congratulate myself that I can at least laugh at my own foibles and enjoy the joke, just as I cannot… — Wallace E. Baker Copy Share Image
God's Vehicle of blessings is always on a move. If you are on time, you will catch it but have to pray… — Wilson Khashane Msendevu Copy Share Image
“But a system made secure by the protective plating of humor and pretense always runs the risk of having its protection get… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“Zen jogging. I wasn't wearing that many clothes because --that's part of the process. You're meant to commune with the elements. Normally… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got,… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
“Soren huffed. “I saw her looking at me when we were changing into our uniforms.” “She was looking at you because you’re… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
I have had a wonderful life. I have never regretted what I did. I regret things I didn't do. All my life… — Ingrid Bergman Copy Share Image
A book of great beauty and manically exquisite insight with a wild and deadly humor . . . The only American novelist… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
Really, when people put together the highlight reels of the classic moments from 'Friends,' 'Seinfeld,' 'Cheers,' even 'MASH,' they're full of broad… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
“He ground his teeth and slapped some slop down into a pile. The stench was beyond overwhelming. "I thought you said pigs… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Gordy,” I said. “I need to talk to you." "I don't have time," he said. "Mr. Orcutt and I have to debug… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
We all know what feminists are. They are shrill, overly aggressive, man-hating, ball-busting, selfish, hairy, extremist, deliberately unattractive women with absolutely no… — Susan J. Douglas Copy Share Image
“His view of me and my ways were expressed with some degree of force to our family physician who, when at the… — John Kendrick Bangs Copy Share Image
I admired Stephen Daldry very much; I think he's a brilliant director, and also, I feel close to him because he has… — Max von Sydow Copy Share Image
The action comedy 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl' raises one of the most overlooked and important cinematic questions… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
I read the script and decide if a particular character looks fun to play. I look for complexity and a sense of… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
“Behind her, Preston grunted and said, "I know it's not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Israel also deprived the world of its chance of shedding tears of genuine sympathy over her destruction. The world resents this; it… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“Fuck first then talk. I'm pretty sure whatever you tell me will upset my stomach and give me an iffy stiffy. You… — D.J. Manly Copy Share Image
I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of… — Keenen Ivory Wayans Copy Share Image
I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is well known that humor, more than anything else in the human make-up, can afford an aloofness and an ability to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always been very fond of them (drama critics) . . . I think it is so frightfully clever of them… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
“A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I… — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
My dad has a very dry sense of humor and my mom has a more fun, silly sense of humor. My mom… — Katie Dippold Copy Share Image
I have a Sharpie. I love Sharpies. You know what they say on them? Not for letter writing. That sucks. Now I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
“If Pierre Bon-Bon had his failings--and what great man has not a thousand?--if Pierre Bon-Bon, I say, had his failings, they were… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
Look at the limes in this drink, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat, and it capsizes,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“So the fire and its subsequent flood, wich destroyed everything left that was not flammable and added a particularly noisome flux to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
