If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that… — Jennifer Nettles Copy Share Image
“Believe me, a highly strung brain such as yours demands occasional relaxation from the strain of domestic surroundings. Forget for a little… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“Last bedroom on the right," Nick said with a smirk. "Might want to knock first." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Dude, you are… — Laura Kaye Copy Share Image
“I glanced over, he was still looking at me. ''Uh... do you need something?'' ''No.'' ''Oh, okay.'' ''It's just...'' he leaned in,… — Maddie Hample Copy Share Image
There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away… — Steve Howey Copy Share Image
“As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
Yes, I have a good sense of humor to sort of last a long time in show business, and I think to… — Jane Krakowski Copy Share Image
“It's a sad fact of modern life that sooner or later you will end up on YouTube doing something stupid. The trick,… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“RULES OF FAIRYLAND-BELOW BEWARE OF DOG ANYTHING IMPORTANT COMES IN THREES AND SIXES DO NOT STEAL QUEENS A GIRL IN THE WILD… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Calvin's Mom confronts him as he stands at the open front door, going to school: Calvin, are you going to take that… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Beauty without wit offers nothing but the enjoyment of its material charms, whilst witty ugliness captivates by the charms of the mind,… — Giacomo Casanova Copy Share Image
“He wasn't my type -- my type was more the skinny hipster boys in girl jeans and thick glasses, a.k.a. the first… — Domashita Romero Copy Share Image
I am one of the unpraised, unrewarded millions without whom Statistics would be a bankrupt science. It is we who are born,… — Logan Pearsall Smith Copy Share Image
“Lovers do things together! They rent videos, they ride Ferris wheels, they go out for pizza, they play Scrabble. They . .… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
“Kate& Derek “No, Kate, you don’t understand. He vanished. He was there one moment and then he was gone.” I couldn’t resist.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I like things that are funny - in everyday conversation, in incidents that you see, in watching TV or watching film. Comedy… — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
A witty vicar once said that a good marriage is like a pair of scissors with the couple inseparable joined, often moving… — Mary Jo Putney Copy Share Image
The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth.… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“It probably wasn't smart to judge them based on appearance. I, for instance, was destined to be a world-renowned surgeon, but between… — Carrie Harris Copy Share Image
Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I'm not a country person. I don't like… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“They both fell silent. For a while the only sound they could hear was the noise of books resting on shelves, which… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“IF you wish to be a writer then don't wait until you write the "great American novel" for they aren't written they… — Shiree Mccarver Copy Share Image
“It probably wasn’t entirely her fault that she was such a bitter person. Having a name like Grace can be a serious… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
Absurdity is my favorite brand of humor because deep down inside, in our subconscious, it's all surrealism. It's all abstract. The world… — Weyes Blood Copy Share Image
I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose. “Ask Caymen about that,” Xander says.… — Kasie West Copy Share Image
“I read that Monica Seles got stabbed. And although I have nothing against Monica Seles, I'm glad somebody in sports got stabbed.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Richards: Girl, there's no paper in my room. Why don't you check these things? That's what you're being paid for, isn't… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“The old, endless, approachable and always answering Sorrow," says my father Lucifer. "For who calls on me never goes unanswered. Only prayers… — Robert Nye Copy Share Image
“Ronkers was getting out of the elevator on the first floor when the intercom paged 'Dr Heart'. There was no Dr Heart… — John Irving Copy Share Image
There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor,… — Harvey Pekar Copy Share Image
If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony.… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“Cops and Robbers in 1965 England was still a kind of Ealing comedy: crimes rarely involved firearms. The denizens of F-wing were… — Joe Boyd Copy Share Image
“I put the books I was returning on the appropriate desk, and I began looking at the shelves of new arrivals. Most… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“And how is His Great Fussiness today?” Derek’s eyes sparked a bit. “His Majesty is in an ill humor. Rumors are flying… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“First of all, let's get one thing straight. Your Italy and our Italia are not the same thing. Italy is a soft… — Beppe Severgnini Copy Share Image
![“Mrs. Richards: Girl, there's no paper in my room. Why don't you check these things? That's what you're being paid for, isn't it? Polly: We don't put it in the rooms. Mrs. Richards: What? Polly: Well, we keep it in the lounge. Mrs. Richards: [aghast] In the lounge? Polly: I'll get you some. Do you…” quote by John Cleese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ea/john-cleese-1768_humor_mrs-richards-girl-there-s-no-paper-in-my_2959351.jpg)
