“At first I wonder if they are brothers; now I remember to wonder if they are robbers or rapists or murderers who've… — Sara Baume Copy Share Image
“There is a war between the rich and poor, a war between the man and the woman. There is a war between… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
“Eli eased back enough to breathe words onto Quinn's mouth. 'Well? Romantic enough?' 'My heart's aflutter.' Eli sank away. 'All the fluttering… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
What I like to think I've done is try to teach all women and my three female daughters, to teach them to… — Joely Fisher Copy Share Image
Commingling keenly felt emotion, madcap humor, and retina-bursting visuals, 'Missing Link' is a kaleidoscopic cinematic experience unlike any other. — Travis Knight Copy Share Image
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“No doubt she was wondering how to fight him off. That made him feel like some sordid roué, thinking of nothing but… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
“Holy effing crap, that sucks!" I turned to her. "Effing?" Sam shrugged. "What?" "We're censoring now?" "Kyle says I have a mouth… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
The worse things are on the world stage, the more fodder there will always be for comedians. But at the end of… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
“Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“(Da) "Sorry, Son, what was that? I was too busy ignoring you." (Later) "Sorry, Son, I missed that," Ma said. "Ignoring you… — Brian Farrey Copy Share Image
“Hmm. I suppose not everyone can have a cat's perfect night vision, but still..." Puck snorted. "Yeah, your perfect kitty vision does… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
“Well, the only reason we’re friends is because you can rock a tweed suit,” she informed, tone mock serious. “So if you… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“Felicity laughs and takes on the tone of a fashionable lady. "Darling, the Bryn-Joneses have just done the most marvelous thing in… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I've got a lot of nervous energy and I trip a lot. I don't have a good equilibrium. In the places where… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
“I only got to see three songs, Mac" "That does not entitle you to take home the lead singer, Jody" "I know"… — C.J. Skuse Copy Share Image
Humour is but the faint terrestrial echo of the hideous laughter of the blind mad gods that squat leeringly and sardonically in… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
“See?" I crowed. "I know what I'm doing. Two weeks, tops, and you'll be begging to dip your fries in my shake."… — Elise Allen Copy Share Image
“I got out of my car, locked it tight as a virgin, and entered his back seat, where a Milky Way wrapper… — Robert Downs Copy Share Image
The passions are the humors of the mind, and the least excess sickens our judgment. If the disease spreads to the mouth,… — Baltasar Gracian Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“The thing is we can't be attached to anything we've experienced up to this point in our life - any person, any… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“It’s when we limit our choices that we begin to hone in on what we really want to do. This gives us… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Never really intended to be a comedian, just sort of fell into that, but always wanted to be in show business, or… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“I like to provide American humor for British soccer coaches when possible. During keeper practice I'll offer to stand behind the goal… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“There are people who bring joy to our lives, but who fail to make us happy. They are the people for the… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“We shouldn't judge people. But there's a difference between judging and observing. And sometimes as we observe, our eyebrows become raised. Observation… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
I feel like, at times, I've been seen as the dirty stepchild of Australian comedy. I think there's a few people out… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“I don't care." - Bakura "I'm not going to kill you, just destroy you a little. Geez, talk about overreacting!" - Marik… — Little Kuriboh Marik and Bakura Copy Share Image
“Thus far, environmental policy worldwide is undertaken much like a school group project which tends to involve grand objectives, paired with an… — Natalie Kyriacou Copy Share Image
“Wait until you see what I bought," Tina gushed with a female's mistaken belief that a man was ever interested in what… — Nancy Gideon Copy Share Image
“Which side is yours?” “They're both mine,” he answered mirthfully, having gotten a good bit of teasing over the years for his… — Varian Krylov Copy Share Image
There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
“You learned good, Uncle Fifty," Lou said, shoveling beans onto her plate. "You get an A-plus. Will you teach Mattie how to… — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
“The swing of his nature took him from extreme languor to devouring energy; and as I knew well, he was never so… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
“Death didn’t answer. He was looking at Spold in the same way that a dog looks at a bone, only in this… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
That's what friendships are, isn't it? You don't all have to be the same, as long as you've all got the same… — Keren Woodward Copy Share Image
“I tapped around on my new Miracle Phone—a gift from Joseph—as I listened to the discussion about our next move. I wasn’t… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
