“Ah college years, those were the days. Pure freedom ... leaving home for the first time…the parties…” "What about the tutorials, the… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“The boy she'd once loved was gone, and she'd accept it. But even if she didn't want Eric back, he'd hurt her.… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“When I was a wee little kid," remarked Roic, watching over their shoulders, "there was a time I thought that any skinny… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don't, that's funny to me.… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Okay. Let's see..." She considered her past, and then smiled wryly and shook her head. "Well, I was a perfume maker, Amaone,… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
“I think I was about to say that if I ever see Eliza again—and the fact that this is even a remote… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“Judas: “Hey, nice uppercut, Prince of Peace. Whatever happened to your “turn the other cheek“ pablum? Jesus: It’s good in theory, but… — Rick Klaus Theis Copy Share Image
“I've decided that I'm going to collect as many spiders in a jar as I can and then pour them all over… — Sharon Biggs Waller Copy Share Image
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Working mothers' laughter comes hardest when our double life is revealed for what it is: a juggling act in which the balls… — Allison Pearson Copy Share Image
“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?" "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
I'm always fighting with profanity and Christian comedy. I'm telling you, it's always a fight. Because my father said to me, he… — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
In the comedy world, there's always been one woman to five men. I think that's changing, that we're being respected more as… — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks they can write the perfect comedy that everyone will love is a fool. I can only write what I… — Brendan O'Carroll Copy Share Image
“With the sleep deprived pounding behind Brent’s closed eyes, he made a decision. He wouldn’t quit, and he hadn’t been fired; however,… — Aleatha Romig Copy Share Image
“They must be looking everywhere for you," said Tawny, stretching out her wings to their full span - which was very far… — Suzy Davies Copy Share Image
“His lectures were always well attended, and not just because he imparted so much wisdom and knowledge: he also managed to do… — Jeffrey Archer Copy Share Image
I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“I glanced at George half naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his . . . nothing. A vampire… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Horror is like comedy. Woody Allen's comedy is going to be very different from Ben Stiller's comedy which is going to be… — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“...You agreed we would be fearless together. I’m gonna need you to keep your promise,” Haley said a little loudly. Falon’s office… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“Exiting the building, we shield our eyes with our hands and raise our voices. The wind has really picked up and is… — Giorge Leedy Copy Share Image
If someone asked, 'What are your films like?,' the best I can come up with is that they're, like, a fine balance… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
“The indignation school of writers never tires of pointing out the millions that are stolen in the Street. But while the millions… — Fred Schwed Jr Copy Share Image
“There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
I think comedy has to be an intellectual pursuit. It comes down to logic and analysis. As soon as it becomes emotional,… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Feature-length film comedy is harder to pull off than the episodic sitcom - it doesn't have the same factory machinery up and… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
“Laughter paves the way for many things. It's one way to build intimacy between people, something every healthy team needs. Humor has… — Berkun, Scott Copy Share Image
“It was a well-known fact that Lorna was leaving in six months’ time, since Lorna had been leaving in six months’ time… — Danielle Wood Copy Share Image
“Do you see those dull stars?" She outlined the formation with her finger. "A pentagram," whispered Scott. "Yes, but not just any… — Katie Mattie Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that comedy is sort of a cop out to not wrestling seriously, but I actually would argue… — Kenny Omega Copy Share Image
“ Namaste , Prince of Naga-loka. I'm grateful. You're a fine fellow." He stuck out his tongue and grinned wickedly. "For a… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
“Once she called to invite me to a concert of Liszt piano concertos. The soloist was a famous South American pianist. I… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never repaired, his glasses looked as if they'd been thrown at his face, dirty grayish lumps of Reba's sticking plaster holding the… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
