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I suddenly realized that comedy, for me, was just being honest, and playing it for real. I've seen so many wonderful actors… — Bea Arthur Copy Share Image
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The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
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