“Have you ever known there was something you needed to do, but found yourself dreading it with everything you were?" "Once or… — Lynn Kurland Copy Share Image
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“My hens all died and my plow is broke My well is dry and my yak just croaked My farm’s all rotted… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician.… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
“Some physiologists will have it that the stomach is a mill; others, that it is a fermenting vat; others, again that it… — John Hunter Copy Share Image
“He started up, and wrung my hand in quite an ecstasy of gratitude. How I do hate people who can only express… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
“Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Krazy Kat getting hit on the head by… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“A typical race morning usually starts out looking like a scene from a zombie movie: individuals or pairs of people walking down… — Sarah Bowen Shea Copy Share Image
You think that sense of humor goes as far as our ideology. I think that ultimately, we have we have very interesting… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“That's the trouble with people like you, Knight, you only know how to mock. How to break things. You don't know how… — Malcolm Pryce Copy Share Image
There are a lot of funny people in my family. Absolutely. There were a lot of jokes growing up around the dinner… — Nate Corddry Copy Share Image
“So…just to be totally clear, you are a lesbian, right?” Lydia met Harper’s gaze. “I am, and I’m damn proud of it.”… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“I’m trying to figure the rules. This isn’t yin and yang, it’s more like yin and yank. The past few days I’ve… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“Maxine,” Grant said, but I barely heard him. I was lost in that vision, in those emotions—the pain, and hunger for pain,… — Marjorie M. Liu Copy Share Image
“What are your pleasures and pursuits, Lord Moncrieffe?" Miss Eversea asked too brightly, when the silence had gone on for more than… — Julie Anne Long Copy Share Image
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very… — Pierre Marie Gallois Copy Share Image
I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“When an answer finally comes to me, I know I've completely lost all my wits - or as my mama used to… — Brandy Nacole Copy Share Image
I love 'Another Round.' It's Heben Nigatu and Tracy Clayton's podcast that's through BuzzFeed, and they're real funny and really themselves. And… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
“The other package has pieces of dried stag stick. The pups like chewing on those." "What's a stag stick?" Meg asked, taking… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
I've grown up around some incredibly funny people, which has been a blessing and curse because now I've been completely spoiled in… — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
“Wolfe still paid no attention to me. As a matter of fact, I didn't expect him to, since he was busy taking… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“I said that additionally, since I was planning to nurse, it be best if you were off the breast before I came… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
“It is easy to be calm when there is nothing to worry about, Eragon. The true test of your self-control, however, is… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“When you're on a Ferris wheel all anyone ever talks about is being on the Ferris wheel and the view from the… — John Green Copy Share Image
“...passive voice is better than writing out a humongous number and taking the risk that your readers' brains will be numb by… — Mignon Fogarty Copy Share Image
Humor relies on the traditions of a society. It takes what we know and it twists it. ... Because women are on… — Liza Donnelly Copy Share Image
“Everytime Ah see uh patch uh roses uh somethin' oversportin' theyselves makin' out they pretty, Ah tell 'em 'Ah want yuh tuh… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“She had just pulled her dress coat from it's hanger when Connor came bouncing out of her bedroom and down the hallway… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
“If we are going to start calling industrial corn sustainable, then we might as well say that petroleum is a renewable resource… — Catherine Friend Copy Share Image
I remember watching that show [Golden Girls] with my parents and not totally understanding it. Like, a lot of comedy flew over… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
“There was something ghost-like and insubstantial about gases to these early chemists. They called liquids that turned into gases easily, "spirits." Methyl… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Well," Lucien said, his remaining russet eye fixed on me, "you don't look half as bad now. A relief, I suppose, since… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Writers understand the world better, but they lack the strength to change it. Perhaps that is so because they understand their limitations… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“Jake's POV: It was just too bad that Chloe was freezing Ally out even though her family hadn't been affected. Because otherwise… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
I asked my schoolmate Mary to write a letter to me. She was funny and full of life. She liked to run… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
![“I remember watching that show [Golden Girls] with my parents and not totally understanding it. Like, a lot of comedy flew over my head, a lot of the sexual stuff I didn't know. But because there was a laugh track, I'd laugh really hard, and I'm now remembering the look on my parents' faces - I had…” quote by June Diane Raphael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d32/june-diane-raphael-9279_comedy_i-remember-watching-that-show-golden-gir_2682193.jpg)
