“He was a man of whom nearly everybody was a little afraid. Why this last was so can hardly be stated in… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“Very Nice to meet you all" They all floated in silence as if waiting on something when it dawned on me that… — Fisher Amelie Copy Share Image
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
God gave us laughter, I think, as a balm to wash the wounds of our own blunders, as a splint to mend… — Mark Buchanan Copy Share Image
One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I'm a really laid back guy who can… — Logan Lerman Copy Share Image
Comedy, it's a way for me to keep my acting chops. It's like a free acting class, to get up in front… — Gabrielle Dennis Copy Share Image
I have to say that my background in comedy, of performing live, has been such a great foundation for what we do… — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
I have faith in the law of averages. Every day that I can remember, I awoke. I have little reason to believe… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
A woman who knows that she doesn't have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
“The psychotic clown I sent for his birthday will feel like a feather falling on a pillow atop a cloud. The laxative… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Family we cannot always choose, but it sure is fun to try and make them laugh during dinners. Especially when they are… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“Is this crushing loneliness I feel just for you, or is it really, underneath, the harsh metallic edge of existential longing?" "That's… — David Cronenberg Copy Share Image
“A soldier: "I know where heaven is and it's Lithuania ... The women are beautiful, pagan, with a practical view towards sex.… — Robert D. Kaplan Copy Share Image
I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
In my comedy, I'm not always trying to say something, but when I'm playing a creepy dude, you're laughing because you know… — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
“Narnia is what Peter Leithart calls “Deep Comedy,” a story in which the characters may face challenges, but eventually rise to a… — Joe Rigney Copy Share Image
Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of… — Antonio Munoz Molina Copy Share Image
“ 'Tragedy admires man. Comedy feels a bit sorry for him.' We think we are kings or queens, masters of the universe… — Debbie Blue Copy Share Image
“Enough. You're going to make yourself sick." He clasped her hand to help her up. She reluctantly let him. "But I haven't… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I don’t know why religious zealots have this compulsion to try to convert everyone who passes before them – I don’t go… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Really dark times bring out this need for humour. Even if it's very dark humour, it's still bringing out some kind of… — Sophie Thatcher Copy Share Image
I'll probably stick to comedy for the time being. I mean, a great piece of work is a great piece of work,… — Jenna Elfman Copy Share Image
First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care… — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
“With that, I hurled the slipper at him, not caring if I caused his decapitation. (I did not.) Marshaling what little dignity… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
“That’s tough. Anything I can do?” “Just stay in play as my backup.” I nearly swerved the car off the road. “I’m… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Mom asked Dad "where is Mickey?" Dad said that the hogs are him, that's when the pot of beans went flying through… — Mickey R. Mullen Copy Share Image
You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you lie, Forest. Sometimes its the right thing to do." "I don't believe that, Ben." "And why is that?" "Because it… — Jonathan Evison Copy Share Image
“Above all else, he loves trilogies. There has never been a trilogy he didn't like, and if you don't understand why, I… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
“Wait a second, Carlie. You're not telling me you're letting Aunt Charlotte help you find a man for Clara? Are you serious?… — Lisa Smartt Copy Share Image
“I don't know why it is, but I've never been able to bear with fortitude anything in the shape of a kid… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Still it is true that many same-sex couples want nothing more than to join society as fully integrated socially responsible family-centered taxpaying… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Well, that’s because they’re wrong and I’m right. No more reading for you. Let’s go get some ice cream.” “I don’t know… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“No such private nights of ecstasy or hushed-up drinking and sex orgies ever occurred. They might have occurred if either General Dreedle… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Filial respect caused Grey to hesitate in passing ex post facto opinions on his mother's judgment, but after half an hour in… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“Ari to Fleur: "I made plans for your glorious self." "Do they require nudity?" "Extensive. Prolonged." Fleur's smile was so wide he… — Patricia A. Knight Copy Share Image
“What is it to be witty, then?” “To say clever things.” “And what is cleverness?” “I …” Why was he having this… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Granted, a lot has been made of Hillary Clintons sense of humor - her laugh is shrill, too many of her jokes… — Alex Wagner Copy Share Image
Comedy can reach many more people than, say, a serious lecture on the topic. And comedy might just be the access point… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image