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I don't feel like I lost any female fans. I felt like I lost people who built an image of me that… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by,… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“Being a christian in South Africa always keeps your faith in check. One minute you waiting for rapture or Jesus to come… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, and that's the thing I will always go back to, really, but I'd love to have the freedom… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
“Someone could have told me," he finally said, feeling and sounding both miserable and pathetic. "Oh, honey, I knew you were dumb,… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“The traffic system needs a complete rethink," mused Bryant as the unit's only allocated vehicle, a powder-blue Vauxhall with a thoroughly thrashed… — Christopher Fowler Copy Share Image
The thing I love about 'American Horror Story' is that even at its scariest there are so many layers and there's always… — Leslie Grossman Copy Share Image
I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like “shut up,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Looks like I missed a party. Good. I wasn’t really in the mood to off demons this evening. Haven’t had my coffee… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Improv changed my life in the best way. I gained so much confidence and really learned how to use my sense of… — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
“It often struck Nina that women who seemed capable of only limited mental tasks in most situations could retain information regarding other… — Marissa Piesman Copy Share Image
If a movie isn't a hit right out of the gate, they drop it. Which means that the whole mainstream Hollywood product… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“We’re good to move.” “Cool.” Kolya’s smile was every bit as tight-lipped as Riley’s, but it was real. “Tell us when you… — J. Fally Copy Share Image
“The resulting sound wasn't quite a squawk, wasn't quite a yelp, wasn't quite a gasp. As best she could describe it, it… — Ari Marmell Copy Share Image
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's… — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“ To a Vase "How do I break thee? Let me count the ways. I break thee if thou art at any… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
When you see persons slip down on the ice, do not laugh at them. ... It is more feminine on witnessing such… — Eliza Leslie Copy Share Image
“Then, with an extended, falling glissando of disgust, the whole string section, plus flutes and piccolo, surged toward the brass, leaving the… — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
“Now it is easy to perceive that the moral part of love is a factitious sentiment, engendered by society, and cried up… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
“My favorite moment in Jeanne Moreau's latest movie--a comedy called The Summer House --takes place in a kitchen, when she proclaims that… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I don't see a film as comedy or thriller or any other genre. If I like the script, I say yes, what… — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
There's not too much Edge in Adam Copeland, but there's a little bit of my sarcasm and my sense of humor, I… — Edge Copy Share Image
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I know this is going to sound very self-serving, and I apologize for it, but if you can write comedy, you can… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I think I've definitely found a niche working in comedy, but dramatic films are what brought me here. After I saw 'Titanic'… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
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“When one day an expedition was sent to the spatial coordinates that Voojagig had claimed for the planet they discovered only a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Funny is funny. You can be fooled by the eye, but if your performance is funny to the ear, it will be… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
“She shrugged. "I don't have my horse anymore." " Your horse? The horse was mine." "Don't be ridiculous." Evanjalin continued walking up… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
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“The only real recourse that [Russian] people had against tsarist rule was violence and rebellion. It was once remarked that Russia's constitution… — Alan Beattie Copy Share Image
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