“Maverick texted her throughout the day making sure she was okay, and who knew that the word fuck could sound so sweet?… — Laura Kaye Copy Share Image
“Reg: Speaking of blunt, dinner is on my bill tonight, mes amis. Alex: What's the occasion? Augustus: Lady Caroline's agreed to venture… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Comedy has always been my saving grace. It's helped me find my voice. It's helped me figure out how to talk about… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Coal companies have to stop calling coal "energy." That's like a lumber company calling wood "fire." Or Budweiser calling beer… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on, Jess!” May begged. “Just let me sit in it.” “No! It’s mine!” Jess rested her head against Lock’s shoulder.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no other choice but to… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
If something is a comedy for the sake of just comedy's sake and it doesn't have a good message, I don't have… — Danielle Fishel Copy Share Image
What every new parent needs.a ton of expert advice, presented with humor and zero negativity, from two moms who instantly feel like… — Leslie Morgan Steiner Copy Share Image
All comedy does that. Every comedian I can think of - Larry David, Seinfeld, Mel Brooks, Chris Rock - that's where the… — Bryan Fogel Copy Share Image
If I am totally honest, I would have to say that ''Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even though lots… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice… — Christopher Chan Copy Share Image
“We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Unfortunately we live in a world where I think women aren't actively encouraged or at least not empowered to make good work… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
“He scanned the page looking for an entry that read, "Help! I'm Almost Thirteen Years Old and I Still Have the Muscles… — Charles Gilman Copy Share Image
I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think you can't ever get enough of and,… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“I’ve gotten my Phosphor to work at last.” Henry proudly brandished the object. “It functions on the principle of witchlight but is… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I loved getting to study to languages at university, but the loss of diligence and dedication to my studies as my focus… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Working with David Gordon Green, and Jonah Hill, and Michael Cera, and Drew Barrymore, and all of those people - those are… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“She remembered how, as a young man, she had insisted that women must be obedient, chaste, scented, and exquisitely apparelled. "Now I… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
“I had no idea how to respond, and opted for a smile, which serves me well on most occasions (not if it's… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me the Bigoted Bile Award and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“The continent did not appeal: France was filled with irritating people; Spain was corrupt and unstable; Russia, impossible; Italy, absurd; Germany, rigid;… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
There's a general sense that women are more relaxed and less defensive in comedy than they used to be. I think it's… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a… — Mireille Enos Copy Share Image
“This table is a pigeon trap. A dozen different forks and knives and spoons. Four different goblets. All of them just waiting… — Siri Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Time isn't an orderly stream. Time isn't a placid lake recording each of our ripples. Time is viscous. Time is a massive… — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
“Twinkle the Destroyer wasn't alone, it seemed. There were more gnomes than I thought. Pip the Bringer of Pain, Chauncey the Devourer… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“MARIE ,THE MADAM-She has the looks of Liz Taylor and the brains of a Wall Street broker. " We were lovers for… — Jeri Estes Copy Share Image
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Yes," said Margaret, smiling. "You don't have three dead cats on your mantlepiece." Dane stopped short. "DEAD CATS?" he repeated incredulously, taken… — Sarah Brazytis Copy Share Image
“Do you have swollen humor nodes, by that key nutrients square measure blocked from coming into the blood by harmful toxins. A… — Ron bouster Copy Share Image
“The patter of tentative footfalls reached my ears. I flipped on my side to face the door and saw Ansel wander by.… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“Remember the 'meet-cute'? The charming encounter at the bookstore, the chance meeting at a coffee shop, the accidental bump-in at the dog… — Ronen Dancziger Copy Share Image
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