As with anything that involves emotional pain, comedy isn't too far behind. There's that element of no matter how painful something is… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
“Cam starts laughing, "Oh, I love it when she reads." He turns to Lucy who's face is starting to contort and turn… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Five sisters. That must have been hell." "Only when they forced me to dress up like a girl and play Amy whenever… — Amy McAuley Copy Share Image
I would love to do a dramatic comedy. All of that, it all interests me. At some point I want to do… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
“...killing Dirk, killing anybody, was not going to change anything apart from Francisco's f***ing ego, which was already large enough to house… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
I want to keep doing interesting work with interesting people in whatever form that may take, but I want to play the… — Gwilym Lee Copy Share Image
“Erin’s throat closed up a little. “We slept together after knowing each other for three hours,” she whispered. “Why are you whispering?… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
“I'm glad you escaped, Kyra," Fred said, looking serious again. "And that I found you." "Me too," Kyra said, glancing up at… — Bridget Zinn Copy Share Image
I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Uh, got into a fight with the kitchen or something?” he asked, smirking. I ran my hands through my hair and felt… — Christie Cote Copy Share Image
You get into comedy because you are insecure, and you communicate with the world through comedy to sort of alleviate the tension… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The best way to get rid of the Devil, if you cannot kill it with the words of Holy Scripture, is to… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“The popular culture has also lowered the threshold on public shaming rituals. It is not only suppressing certain speech on college campuses,… — Kim R. Holmes Copy Share Image
“Underwater, bubbles erupted before my eyes as a swift hand snatched my arm and pulled me to the surface. I gasped for… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“So the gods,” Moash said, nursing his own drink, “were pleased that you solved problems on your own . . . by… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Like inspirational quotes, which have been huge on Pinterest. Or looking at dog photos! We didn't know how to take those uses… — Evan Sharp Copy Share Image
Although I do use some of my psychology training in comedy, but it's more like pop psychology, not a course of treatment… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t have loved her more if she was my own child. But sometimes I considered shaving her eyebrows off while she… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Playful,” Amanda repeated, shaking her head. The idea contradicted all her long-held ideas of romance and sex. One did not “play” in… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
“My friend Kathy is the only person who'll be halfway honest with me. 'Did you ever see a cowboy film, where someone… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“By Gad,' exclaimed Welsh, 'I’d manage a nunnery for £500!' 'I daresay you would, but a suicidal, and possibly homicidal, lunatic isn’t… — J. Storer Clouston Copy Share Image
You have to fight for your marriage, do whatever it takes. The commitment has to be there. And if you don't have… — Kay Robertson Copy Share Image
To be honest, I'm probably more of a comedy person, actually. I really enjoy the comedy stuff, and I've got some things… — Sharlto Copley Copy Share Image
I grew up on EC comic books and 'Tales From the Crypt,' which were all loaded with humor, bad jokes, and puns.… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
“I just decided something. Your instructor is hotter than any of the Archangels. For real. I just changed your contact name from… — Aron Lewes Copy Share Image
“The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go,… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“You're the one saying how vital offing these kids and grabbing their brat is to the war effort, right? Well, I'm telling… — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial… — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
Everyone needs an escape, whether that is through music or humor. My personal escape is through both of those things so I… — Ashnikko Copy Share Image
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“She's wacko. I should have known she was wacko from the beginning. She had a thing about spies. Was always watching those… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ann enjoyed baking and loved to cook, but the times when she didn’t cook, we would go out for a pizza. As… — Captain Hank Bracker, "Salty & Saucy Maine Copy Share Image
I have this fantasy of relaxing and doing nothing. But I'm obviously very passionate about stand-up comedy. I mean, I keep doing… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I've never been that guy who says, 'Ooh, I have to play King Lear'. First off, that'd be a disaster anyway. I… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
When doing comedy, I do what makes me laugh. The first person I learned from said I should talk about things I… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I… — Gerard Nolst Trenité Copy Share Image
I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
