“Good folk, I have no coin, To take were to purloin: I have no copper in my purse, I have no silver… — Christina Rossetti Copy Share Image
“I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“Giving someone shit, Rodney knew was a sign of love in Catholic families. And the same held true for Rodney and his… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
I don't like the phrase shock value. Surprise is essential in comedy, and if people are shocked by what I consider merely… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it." I shrugged. "Well, now you know where… — Isabelle Glass Copy Share Image
“I try taking a step. Reed drops my hands so that I can move freely. My knee is a bit stiff, but… — Amy A. Bartol Copy Share Image
“Just wanted to remind you that we're out of milk again. And hot sauce." "Why are those two always out at the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Lo!" cried the demon. "I am here! What dost thou seek of me? Why dost thou disturb my repose? Smite me no… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
They make three types of movies, and if you don't make one of those three, you have to find independent financing: It's… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
With Trixie, people like that I look like this fabricated painted creation, but all my comedy and my songs come from a… — Trixie Mattel Copy Share Image
In comedy you have to be prepared and be specific and have a vision so your comedy feels organic and relatable and… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
“No walking! No standing, no bending, no moving, no accessing the Shadow Roads, nothing . You don't swim for an hour after… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“There had been a time in high school, see, when I wrestled with the possibility that I might be gay, a torturous… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“The sheep stampeded away because sheep are smart enough not to trust anyone for anything, especially not people who sleep in and… — Catherine Lacey Copy Share Image
“Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
Good-fellowship, unflagging, is the prime requisite for success in our society, and the man or woman who smiles only for reasons of… — Marya Mannes Copy Share Image
People are much more vicious about comedy than about anything else. If it's drama they go: 'Oh well, that didn't really work.'… — Harry Enfield Copy Share Image
“our whole course of life is but matter of laughter: we are not soberly wise; and the world itself, which ought at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“The use of charm as a tool made her hackles rise. She respected a more direct approach. A battering ram approach. At… — Lauren Willig Copy Share Image
“The post on her left was occupied by Mr. Erskine of Treadley, an old gentleman of considerable charm and culture, who had… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I give you my promise to be by your side forevermore. I promise to love, to honor, and to listen as you… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
You spend so much of your life crafting this stuff that you want to laugh in the room. I don't want to… — Jenji Kohan Copy Share Image
“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
The connection between pathos and broad comedy is very tight. But you do far more work in a comedy scene than you… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“From: Anastasia Steele Subject: Moaning Date: May 31 2011 19:39 EST To: Christian Grey Gotta go. Laters, baby. … From: Christian Grey… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
I've always been, like, a book-smart person; I'm very into language and reading, and that really lends itself to comedy, because you… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
Marriage is a lot of things-an alliance, a sacrament, a comedy, or a mistake; but it is definitely not a partnership because… — Phyllis McGinley Copy Share Image
“I think that the only real way to tell if a boy like likes you is to be direct. None of this… — Lisa Yee Copy Share Image
“It is not proper, you being closeted up here with him --" "Delphinia, don't be absurd. I am so firmly on the… — Meredith Duran Copy Share Image
“Laughter aids the digestion. You can eat a huge stew with your schoolmates and digest it with no bother at all, whereas… — Maurice Messegue Copy Share Image
“The Lush hadn’t driven in almost a decade - ever since she got in an accident that shook her so badly she… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
I think the book is less emotional than the film. With the film, the emotions are much more raw and in front.… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“People of very different opinions--friends who can discuss politics, religion, and sex with perfect civility--are often reduced to red-faced rage when the… — Jack Lynch Copy Share Image
If we were making a cop comedy about bad cops or cops who were comically bad at the jobs, then the jokes… — Daniel J. Goor Copy Share Image
“He looks like a runway model. How in the world am I going to be able to reject that? The world is… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“But then again, I was pretty certain I'd make more mistakes, so I didn't dwell on the one I'd just made too… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They kind of keep each other honest, and they enjoy… — Patricia Arquette Copy Share Image
“The trouble with playing a trick on a highly intelligent man like Mr. Teller is that the time it takes him to… — Richard Feynman Copy Share Image
