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I enjoy doing physical comedy. I'd love, you know, them to throw me some shtick that way. I'd love to do that,… — Scott Adsit Copy Share Image
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I reverently believe that the Maker who made us all makes everything in New England but the weather. I don't know who… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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“Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving." Fuck that. Fuck that idea… — David Wong Copy Share Image
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
As it is, I have a limited range as an actor - light comedy. I have never been a fan of romantic… — Hugh Grant Copy Share Image
I like to think 'The God Delusion' is a humorous book. I think, actually, it's full of laughs. And people who describe… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
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“Unless it was about to cause you bodily harm, rot your rhubarb on the stalk, or carry off your children, weather ought… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“He’d always felt he had a right to exist as a wizard in the same way that you couldn’t do proper maths… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I feel like being a door person was like college in a sense. I could watch comedy on a professional level seven… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
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If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor… — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding."… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
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Think of it as branding your work. If youre funny, add a little humor into it. If youre an artist, decorate it… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Clearly, the qualities Poles admire in a secretary of state - foreign languages, diplomatic experience, even sense of humor - are emphatically… — Anne Applebaum Copy Share Image
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