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You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
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So it didn't matter to me whether it was the serious guy or the comedy guy, if I was getting people involved… — Christopher Daniels Copy Share Image
Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Nothing is set up like a comedy bit. I did sitcoms for 10 years. Literally from 1989 to 1999. That's almost all… — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image
I'm a - I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“The laws of nature are not intelligent,’ I replied. ‘The force of gravity is not intelligent. Electricity is not intelligent. A savage… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
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“JADE: then i guess thats what we are! JADE: semipotent demigods JOHN: demidogs. JADE: woof woof woof! JADE: dammit!!!!!! JOHN: heh... JOHN:… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
[the Ghost Team] is an ensemble comedy. It's about people who are searching for meaning in their lives, and they end up… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
When in a movie like 'Housefull' you have to create comedy out of falling on a glass table or jumping from huge… — Lara Dutta Copy Share Image
“Some enterprising rabbit had dug its way under the stakes of my garden again. One voracious rabbit could eat a cabbage down… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
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“You can't believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the… — T. Rafael Cimino Copy Share Image
Journalism should be truthful and entertaining. You know, with news and important facts you can entertain people too. Have a little humor.… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
Bronco, The - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, yougrab her tits as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“This resentment you feel toward Father Henrique is another example," Holtzman said. "What did the man ever do to you? Nothing. So… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“I love you. I'm in love with you. She heard absolutely nothing for ten full seconds. And when he did speak, she… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
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The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. Their top-heavy dignity… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
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Because I was familiar with Taika's Watiti work and there's a very subversive, funny streak amongst all of them. I don't think… — Sam Neill Copy Share Image
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