“The gilded confines of the Beauty Hall were not my preferred habitat; like the chicken that had laid the eggs for my… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“...the three cardinal tenets of rum drinking in Newfoundland. The first of these is that as soon as a bottle is placed… — Farley Mowat Copy Share Image
“I hope you’re not planning on kicking me,” he said, not even bothering to look up from his book, “as hard as… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
The great thing with comedy is that I don't memorize ahead of time like I did on 'Breaking Bad.' With 'Breaking Bad,'… — Betsy Brandt Copy Share Image
“All I really, really want to do is find a very, very fine chocolate store that I can walk into and then… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
“There is a point in every philosophy at which the "conviction" of the philosopher appears on the scene; or, to put it… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Animal rights is a serious subject, but I do my best to find humor where I can, and I have some great… — Karen Dawn Copy Share Image
“At length the Turk turned to Larry: 'You write, I believe?' he said with complete lack of interest. Larry's eyes glittered. Mother,… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one… — Rebecca De Mornay Copy Share Image
I was always kind of finding humor to be an access point to the conversation, to a pain relief, if you will.… — Tom Shadyac Copy Share Image
“I knew she wouldn’t remember me,” Della said as she and Jordan once again sat at the table. “She had her head… — Carla Cassidy Copy Share Image
“Have you ever tried to bribe a Korathi priest, Lukel?" Shuden asked pointedly. Lukel looked around uncomfortably. "I'd rather not answer that… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“You know, one time I saw Tiger down at the water hole: he had the biggest testicles of any animal, and the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Okay. Fine.” Angelina was silent. For about fifteen seconds. “But you do know that a vibrator can’t really be your boyfriend.” Miki… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The whole telling part seemed a moot point now, but how could he explain what happened? Hey, honey, I’m an alien and… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I moved to the center of the room, my strappy sandals clacking on the marble floor. "I'm assuming this is where the… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Seriousness is a sickness; your sense of humor makes you more human, more humble. The sense of humor - according to me… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I always wanted to do a comedy, but I wanted to pick the right one. But it came down to working with… — Ryan Gosling Copy Share Image
“She reached down and picked a crab out of a bucket. As it came up it turned out that three more were… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Standing up through the Citroen's open sunroof, my six-foot-three-inch, red-cheeked sister pointed a long, trembling finger at the perpetrator and with maximum… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“a woman whom the course of years had turned sour and to whom the vows meant poverty of spirit, chastity of humour,… — Donna Leon Copy Share Image
They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines." "Maybe that’s why… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Mmmm, its funny that I miss your face its funny time hasn't took your place its funny cause I can't say why… — Justice Garcia Copy Share Image
“Wildcat fights for den or prey; Watch for tracks and stay away. Bollusk trample, charge, and kick; Climb a sturdy tree or… — Tara K. Harper Copy Share Image
I'd been doing comedy up that point and hadn't really done a lot of drama, and then all of a sudden he… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
Rather than writing about my experiences with other people, 'Ugly Cherries' is the first song I've ever written about myself. It's a… — Ben Hopkins Copy Share Image
“On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of… — Theric Jepson Copy Share Image
I've seen so many excellent actors - excellent actors - who, the minute they're told they're in a comedy, turn into God… — Bea Arthur Copy Share Image
“GUYS! Would you give it a rest?" Kevin shouted at them, "You're standing there feeding off each other! Dad – you're trying… — Failte Copy Share Image
“Go on Louis, jump up,” I’d say every day for the first three months. From the vacant look on his face, I… — Cee Tee Jackson Copy Share Image
“You know, just sit in the corner and glare at him the whole time. See if he crumbles.” “I’ve seen your hard-ass… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Chic, is first, when you don't have to prove you have money, either because you have a lot and it doesn't matter… — Luca Turin Copy Share Image
“And there it is! Bravo! I knew it was only a matter of time before Byron realized he had an audience. That… — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
But I think our humour is exactly the same today. Only, we've made rules now. We've said we are not going to… — Jennifer Saunders Copy Share Image
People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor… — Robert Benton Copy Share Image
The thing I liked most about 'Lois & Clark,' we were a fun show. Some of the later 'Superman' stuff is so… — Dean Cain Copy Share Image
