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I didn't want to perform comedy. I always loved humor. Loved making people laugh. I was a big stand up fan, but… — Andrew Schulz Copy Share Image
People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
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I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
“[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton. [Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Every role that I have taken on has demanded some kind of emotional range. I really, really would love to do a… — Liana Liberato Copy Share Image
I was considered a comedy magician. And - how do I put this without sounding egotistical? - it didn't take me long… — Ricky Jay Copy Share Image
When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“I didn’t have any money or ID. I didn’t have a credit card. Hell, I didn’t have a business card. What would… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone,… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I loved Catwoman's sense of humor. I love how sly she is. I love how she, to use a cat metaphor, walks… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
For the writers I have worked with and for me, the relationship between the personal comedy of daily life and the economic… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
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Sometimes an actor will stumble on the joke, and I'm right on them. Back it up before the audience hears the bad… — James Burrows Copy Share Image
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One of my favorite experiences was '9 to 5,' for one reason: Dolly Parton. I learned what it means to really work… — Joe Mantello Copy Share Image
“I have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex. Not in a while,… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“We're going to have ourselves one hell of a Ruckus," said Smokey with a grin that went quite beyond the boundaries of… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“He committed the crime of stupidity while under my command," said Citizen. "Oh my," said Rigg. "They're handing out the death penalty… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
There's such a boy's club with comedy in Hollywood and that's what Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell do-they develop their… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be… — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
“I’m not an idiot, Kenji. I have reasons for the things I say.” “Yeah, and maybe I’m just saying that you have… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
The sky was so clear that the starlight cast shadows, and so many sparkles and glitters and glints appeared above us that… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I mostly, for someone who makes a lot of their living in comedy - and even for someone who doesn't make their… — Maria Thayer Copy Share Image
“King Arthur: I am your king. Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Peasant… — Monty Python and the Holy Grail Copy Share Image
Only recently - about five minutes ago, relative to the long-running human comedy - have parents been driving themselves to distraction by… — George Will Copy Share Image
Sometimes I - with comedy, it's like someone liking you in high school. They either do, or they don't. And when they… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you’d… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
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“These cities grew in approximately the same places as our cities do now, however different the shape of the continents was. There… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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“That took a while." Frank was looking not at her but at his brother. She needed to tell somebody. "It was awful.… — Ellen O'Connell Copy Share Image
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