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I don't like to be entertaining. I don't like the feeling of being entertaining. If there was a musical or a comedy… — Ryan Gosling Copy Share Image
“She was an irresistible dichotomy of sweet charm and heart-stopping sexy, and she threw him off guard with every look, be it… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
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“Perezvon (the dog) ran about in the wildest spirits, sniffing about first one side, then the other. When he met other dogs… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a journeyman actor. I wanted to be able to do comedy and drama, classical and contemporary. I… — Wendell Pierce Copy Share Image
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I always thought that my dad is hilarious, but Ive learned as Ive gotten older that hes actually not funny. Hes just… — Renee Rapp Copy Share Image
Even the shows or movies that we know are not going to change the world, I love this. I love 'em. I'm… — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
“Embracing and being thankful for the family and friends I do have instead of yearning for the family I cannot know or… — Selena Robins Copy Share Image
“We were eating lunch when a chicken walked out of the woods. “Anna, look behind you.” She turned around. “What the heck?”… — Tracey Garvis-Graves Copy Share Image
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I do have an interest in this book, which is for sale. (If you have bought it, dear reader, I thank you.… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
“Kleptomania is a medical condition beyond the afflicted's control. Picking pockets is a legitimate trade, thank you very much. I only pinch… — Josin L. McQuein Copy Share Image
“One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“An old mind is a thing to fear The truth, in its purest form is boring Through comedy, a person can hide… — Alberto Arcia Copy Share Image
“The English novels are the only relaxation of the intellectually unemployed. But one should not be too severe on them. They show… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and… — Alan King Copy Share Image
I couldn't really take a girl from Berlin to live in Leeds. I love it here. I miss the Yorkshire sense of… — Sam Riley Copy Share Image
“Jenny: Ned, I am having difficulties forming the image of the woman you should marry in my mind. Tell me, how do… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“There’s a poetry to it, engineer’s poetry…it suggests Haverie —average, you know—certainly you have two lobes, don’t you, symmetrical about the rocket’s… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“Definitions, her grandmother once said, had to be like a fat man's belt - big enough to cover the subject but elastic… — Gregory Benford Copy Share Image
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I myself saw and touched at Dessay, a child of this sort, which had no human parents, but had proceeded from the… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
When I started doing stand-up again, a lot of it was coming from an angrier place, and I quickly learned that doesn't… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“Girls with their legs crossed, girls with their legs not crossed, girls with terrific legs, girls with lousy legs, girls that looked… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“With Angela drawn to the hangdog look and Malachy lonely after three months in jail, there was bound to be a knee-trmbler.… — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
“Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
A lot of times I go to a comedy show, I sit there and wait for the comedian to run out of… — Eugene Lee Yang Copy Share Image
Rosemary Rodriguez directed on Rescue Me for us, and I love her. She's fantastic with actresses and she's got a great sense… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
You don't get a chance to take a breath but when you do, you have some really good comedy moments that ease… — David R. Ellis Copy Share Image
I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don't think there is any other way you can do it,… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
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I have always been down to test what I can do and push the limits of my acting. I have always wanted… — Devon Bostick Copy Share Image
The only real security is not insurance or money or a job, not a house and furniture paid for, or a retirement… — Audrey Sutherland Copy Share Image
“The GPS still has return coordinates programmed, although when I crank over the engine, I get the "reprogramming route" message. I hate… — Jeanne C. Stein Copy Share Image
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