I got a alot of forigenier at my school so alot knowns different language. One of my teacher is one she Korean… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“Fresh proof of the risks you run in writing about players, and of the advisability of not standing to leeward of their… — Hector Berlioz Copy Share Image
“While working with different people in different cities with very different viewpoints, I noticed one very similar theme: The people who blamed… — Loren Weisman Copy Share Image
“Benny Imura couldn't hold a job, so he took to killing. It was the family business. He barely liked his family-and by… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
We started off in improv and sketch comedy, and with improv the most important thing is to listen and make sure you're… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
“Most people who spew hatred aren’t very intelligent or motivated. They tend to be lazy, and if for some reason they are… — Damien Echols Copy Share Image
“Quinn came over to refill his glass. He looked towards the bedroom door. "Where'd you find the little blonde?" "Used to bounce… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean -… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“She looks sort of like a nurse, Ruby thought. Or a nun, but a movie star nun, not a real one, and… — Sarah-Kate Lynch Copy Share Image
“I've got a thing about heights." Nate glanced at her. "I thought you had a thing about bugs?" "I've got more than… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“In your madness you said you loved me," she murmured shyly. His humor fled, and the smile left her lips as she… — Kathleen E. Woodiwiss Copy Share Image
The first thing you start with when you're trying to write something funny is it has to - it really has to… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do action stuff. I like it. You really want something that's special; that's got something special about it… — Matt Dillon Copy Share Image
“I was suicidal for two solid centuries once. That was during the early part of what they now call the Dark Ages,… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Girl I might have given u my phone number but I didn't give u the right to cal me during the night… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
I came to work one day, and Ricky was playing music on his guitar, just snickering. He played me the riff that… — Cindy Wilson Copy Share Image
“She told me it was unlucky to share a reading with others, but the main point, the one I don't mind mentioning… — Olivia Sudjic Copy Share Image
I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
In zombie horror, the juxtaposition of the calm world of the living and the menace of the undead inspires terror. In zombie… — Adam Cohen Copy Share Image
I want to speak, show, see, and hear outrageously astute questions and comments. I want to be on the sides of pleasure… — Barbara Kruger Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate that the men I surround myself with in the comedy world are really decent people: men who are very… — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
“I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.' 'You had sex then?' 'No we crocheted a… — Ashley Jeffery Copy Share Image
There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and '60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“I wanted to tell his dad that Nathan was fine the way he was and that he was the one that needed… — C. K. Kelly Martin Copy Share Image
“Then what’s this?” She raised her glass of expensive wine, used it to indicate their plush surroundings. His gaze followed her indication… — Monique DeVere Copy Share Image
“Without hesitation but with a sense of entitlement, he lifted my hand to his lips. He was gentlemen-like in every way... I… — Laura Albright Copy Share Image
Music is very similar to comedy: It's all about texture, timing, context, vocabulary, performance. When someone's onstage doing a solo, essentially it's… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
If you want to discover how to make children laugh - and I truly believe all adults should, because children need laughter… — Michael Rosen Copy Share Image
“Nowhere in the bible did it say, “Only show compassion and empathy to those you can trust.” If we did that, we… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“You want to know the story? I'd be happy to tell you. I think I have just enough caloric energy stored up… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Being in a smaller environment - sometimes I like that. As a comic, we start off in comedy clubs, and there are… — Sinbad Copy Share Image
Jacques Tati is the great philosophical tinkerer of comedy, taking meticulous care to arrange his films so that they unfold in a… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“Margaret looked up at him from where she sat by the window. "Oh, Brother Gregory, what's wrong with your hand" "I'm just… — Judith Merkle Riley Copy Share Image
I think it's part of the responsibility of an artist to shock, to upset, to make people think differently, and to surprise… — Bill Plympton Copy Share Image
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You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
“(Sadie)"I'm not judging you, Dylan. I love vampire movies. If I looked surprised it was only because it's so different from your… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
![“I got a alot of forigenier at my school so alot knowns different language. One of my teacher is one she Korean or something ,so the class started asked her to say stuff for them [she a nice teacher] I wrote out THis is a fact ;Monkeys rule ,but Michael is awesome and got her to say it and finish…” quote by MrCountry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e5/mrcountry-5018_humor_i-got-a-alot-of-forigenier-at-my-school_2649300.jpg)
