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Practice easing your way along. Don't get het up or in a dither. Do your best; take it as it comes. You… — Smiley Blanton Copy Share Image
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While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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“Of course, he didn't know anything about these Indonesians, or why they would have been there at this moment to save his… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I have been fortunate to be able to have a career playing comedy and drama. And it's awfully hard - it's like… — Jack Lemmon Copy Share Image
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“That moment you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone else is just getting on with their lives as though… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nev tossed his pen down. “Fine. Here goes: Ren and Cals lives may be torrid for the young ones in Vail are… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes. "For defending my honor, you dullard." He yanked me beneath a shadowed awning. I had a moment's panic… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I believe I was portrayed as a humorous, good-looking ladies' man. I pretty much ran the house and did what I wanted.… — The Situation Copy Share Image
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On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
“Vampires do breathe, by the way, but their chests don't move like humans'. Have you ever lain in the arms of your… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“I put my hand down below the table to check my zipper. You have to stand before a jury only once with… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
The majority of my work in games, outside of 'Depression Quest,' has been experimental pushes into comedy games. I think there are… — Zoe Quinn Copy Share Image
I mean, there's an aspect I've always said that is - it's, you know, it's not poetry but it's kind of like… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“Kaden gave another one of those unexpected barks of humor. “Yeah. And I’m telling you, my sister is a shameless, shameless woman,… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
People use the guise of art, and artistic expression, to do all kinds of hateful things. It's like Trump and everybody else… — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
“When my mother passed away several years ago—well, wait a minute. Actually, she didn’t ‘pass away.’ She died. Something about that verb,… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
“The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
It's something that has informed quite a lot of my comedy - that idea of someone who is always trying to get… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
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“But why have you dear English Jew whose forefathers fought to enter the country of Johnny Mill, the Stuart with a little… — Aporva Kala Copy Share Image
Doing comedy for film is always a challenge because you are in the hands of the editor after the fact. I am… — Tim Roth Copy Share Image
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I get asked, 'How can you have such failures in your films?' Well, what else is life about? There's some sense of… — Alexander Payne Copy Share Image
They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“-She paints some, Stanley said in a vindicatory tone. -Paints! Did you see the abstract she did for the Army Air Force?… — William Gaddis Copy Share Image
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“How good one feels when one is full -- how satisfied with ourselves and with the world! People who have tried it,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“Wokeism's impact on free speech becomes pronounced when it leads to the cancellation of individuals expressing opinions, even through the medium of… — James William Steven Parker Copy Share Image
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I'm a funny guy. I want people to laugh. I laugh at myself, I make fun of myself. But at the end… — Lil B Copy Share Image
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