Never to do anything w/c I should be afraid to do if, it were the last hour of my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“he was one of those diplomats who like and know how to work, and, despite his laziness, he occasionally spent nights at… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
We want to ascribe a kind of tragic grimness to people, but people are funny. — Luis Alberto Urrea Copy Share Image
Being Jewish in West L.A., my religion was watching comedy. That felt like God to me. — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
I think humor and protest can be subtle, instead of loud and going to the level of violence. — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish. — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
There are the horror fans that love the 'Evil Dead' because of the humor, but I'm sure it's not all of them.… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“He would be atleast sixteen-old enough to have a driver's licence- and he would have crinkles around his eyes that showed he… — Beverly Cleary Copy Share Image
“If you're going to be a narcissistic schmuck, kid, don't bother studying Faulkner. Go straight to Brett Easton Ellis. He's the role… — Arinn Dembo Copy Share Image
“P.S. What the hell. Why not sign off with the traditional American greeting? "Merry Christmas," Uncle Vasile. "Happy holidays to you." P.P.S.… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
“Okay, Jen, he could fuck you with that voice alone and you’re Squeaky McSqueakerson? Let’s try for a little more on the… — Katie Allen Copy Share Image
“All faults or defects, from the slightest misconduct to the most flagitious crime, Pantocyclus attributed to some deviation from perfect Regularity in… — Edwin A. Abbott Copy Share Image
“Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
That is what I got into comedy for, to be able to challenge myself and just grow as a comedian and find… — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
“The ability for anyone in our generation to self-amuse has sadly been bred out of our species.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
“If life were a sea adventure, I knew: I wouldn't be sailor, pirate, or cabin boy but more likely a barnacle clinging… — Sara Levine Copy Share Image
“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior. — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
I don't ever want to police people's laughter. People laugh for all different kinds of reasons. — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
“...this sort of feels like green." "This is me being blue. Don't worry - you're still yellow” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice. — David Seabury Copy Share Image
“His laugh and his voice were both pleasant. He talked the way New Yorkers used to talk before they learned to talk… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
So much of male heterosexual comedy can be steeped in a gay panic. A lot of juvenile comedy is predicated on that. — John Benjamin Hickey Copy Share Image
“Earth is sad, Moon is shy, Sun is happy but wait a moment, I just forgot to tell you that I am… — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
“Did you know that ninety-eight percent of statistics are made up on the spot?” — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
For years, humorous characters in cartoons have been almost exclusively male. — Paul Dini Copy Share Image
“I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we’re like Donald Duck. An’ I think a lotta guys are afraid of… — Jonathan Ashworth Copy Share Image
I've always been a fun-loving guy, and my films will always have some humour. — Karthi Copy Share Image
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
Dan Aykroyd is a comedy icon and one of my idols of all time, but I also know that he's an incredibly… — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
“But then, even with cuts, bruises and blood all over him, he looked like his jackass self again." - Alex Gold” — R.J. Morse Copy Share Image
“And we're not lost." We are so fucking lost. Literally adrift in the nothing space between universes.” — Blake Crouch Copy Share Image
“I'm thinking skywriting. 'Sorry I was an asshat. Please forgive my stupid butt.” — Erin Watt Copy Share Image
