The government of man should be the monarchy of reason: it is too often the democracy of passions or the anarchy of… — Benjamin Whichcote Copy Share Image
When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Catholic wisdom of the people... provides reasons for joy and humor even in the midst of a very hard life.” — The Catholic Church Copy Share Image
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“And I’d have you know, through all of it, I still had perfect nails! Because I am completely swell.” — Sarah Scheele Copy Share Image
“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy night. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've always loved, as an Aussie, comedy is part of my life. My friends and I are always ribbing each other and… — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to believe that the truth lies within us. What about the churches, temples, mosques, bibles and scriptures? They offer comfort.… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“She went to the most expensive private girls' school in Connecticut. All they taught her there was how to fold doilies." Pointedly… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Prior to my second stint in Perpignan, I was a fine diner and as I saw it, food was art. At vocational… — Eric Ripert Copy Share Image
“To answer your question as honestly as I can, I've wanted since I was very little to not have to worry about… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
As a writer, you have control: You can play around with your own thoughts and when you find those insufficient, draw upon… — Marty Nemko Copy Share Image
“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
