I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the… — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
“If I got a paper cut, that’s a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I cross it as often as I can.” — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share Image
“INSTEAD, I ASK MYSELF, "WHAT WOULD SOME KICK-*ss COOL PERSON DO?" AND THEN I DO A 27%-LESS-COOL VERSION OF THAT.” — DALYA MOON Copy Share Image
“... and her voice cut through the noise like a scythe through a poodle.” — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“ And like a good neighbor, Alpha Centauri is there.” Touched by an Alien” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
I think comedy is where I feel very silly, confident, and really can't expose too much of my sensitive side. — Melissa Villasenor Copy Share Image
“Everything is 'just a story'. Tragedy, comedy, end of the world, what ever it's just a story. What matters is making sure… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“Oh, blessed Domi!" the Aon exclaimed, approaching quickly. "Ashe!" she said, wiping her eyes with a quivering hand, numbed by shock. "You… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Is it physical To walk unbraced and suck up the humors Of the dank morning? What, is Brutus sick, And will he… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Death rode out, but found himself guiding the white horse down the track to the orchard. He stopped in front of one… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
My experience - and it might be just the kind of comedy that I do, which is usually sketch comedy - is… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
“She sipped the tonic. Her face puckered again. She gagged, covered her mouth and mumbled in disgust, "Oh my God!" "I said… — Devon Ashley Copy Share Image
“Lea stood upon a fallen log ahead of us, staring ahead. Mouse walked up to her. Gggrrrr rawf arrrgggrrrrarrrr," I said. Mouse… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Destiny is a funny thing cause you'll never known when you are in it. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
“I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life.” — Rebecca Sparrow Copy Share Image
