“Where is Polonius? - In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i' the other… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
In my pantheon of comedy idols there's maybe six people: Lisa Kudrow, Conan O'Brian, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Martin Short. Lisa is at the… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing comedy for the fact that you go to work and you laugh. That's a good combination. — Bryan Cranston Copy Share Image
I love edgy comedy. 'Coming to America' still gets me and 'Friday.' I watch old Richard Pryor stand-up on VHS, too. — Tamron Hall Copy Share Image
I think there is gay comedy, because I think most gay comics are very very very in touch with that identity. — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, from… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“Is there anything you want to do before we put our heads in plastic boxes for two days?' I thought about this… — Tom Francis Copy Share Image
I made $3,000 opening for the Neville Brothers, and they paid me in cash. That was a bad situation, because I bought… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“What’s the biggest problem facing teenagers today? Ourselves. We’re a generation of lazy underachievers who need to learn that hard work pays… — Nadria Tucker Copy Share Image
“...nobody belongs to that world...Nobody feels as if they belong, at any rate. They're all watching each other--fearful of the laughter coming… — Meredith Duran Copy Share Image
I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“But I was starving! You know I always forget my lunch—and who expects me to concentrate on Advanced Manga Drawing Level 2… — Tiffany Fulton Copy Share Image
“It was how it had been with the madman among the tombs, that their number was legion, far in excess at any… — Kem Nunn Copy Share Image
Now, I meant to talk about something else earlier on, and I've forgotten what it was. I've remembered what it is again,… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I like to play different types roles, but I'd like to do a comedy next. — Jonny Lee Miller Copy Share Image
It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? — Monty Python Copy Share Image
With any character I play, I gravitate to the juxtaposition and humor. — Shawnee Smith Copy Share Image
