“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I think my strength as a performer is my ability to straddle the fence between comedy and tragedy. — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
We spend the first half of our lives trying to grow up and the other half trying to figure out how we… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor. — Deborah Kerr Copy Share Image
Back in the day, When we had stress we got a bottle of Jack and dealt with it… Now a days all… — The Old Man (pawn Stars Copy Share Image
Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
The main reason I got into comedy was in the hope that I could make a few people laugh and feel better… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“So back to my question: what are you doing here?” Maia asked. Derek sighed, reached into his pocket and handed her a… — Victoria Paige Copy Share Image
“Being attractive is so much more than just being pretty; it is about the whole package, replete with energy, kindness, humor, brains,… — Monica Parker Copy Share Image
“We shall see. You have been long away from our people. Your skills may have grown rusty." "What skills?" I asked. "His… — Sunny Copy Share Image
“I'm trying to be diplomatic. The wisdom of my ass is well-known. If I didn't lip off to them, after shooting my… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.” “If you’re the sole survivor of an army… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness. — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
