The sound of laughter is like the vaulted dome of a temple of happiness. — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
Working in comedy can be grind; there are so many guys and it's kind of a boyish lifestyle. — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
“Darling! Had they darlinged each other when they were here? I imagined them, magnificent on horseback, tossing darlings to and fro.” — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
A big part of my schtick in my live comedy is doing earnest R&B ballads. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
“If you are allergic to something, it is best not to put that something in your mouth. Especially if that something is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’ve got a tip.” “Me, too. Let a smile be your umbrella and you’re gonna get your dumb ass wet.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I came home real late and my wife says you come home this late again and I'll cut off something you love.… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.” — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
The most fun I ever had on a movie was working with Albert Brooks. He's the caviar of comedy. I mean, nobody's… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
My parents played by parents, in the second season [of Suits]. We had a Skype scene and they were my real parents.… — Rick Hoffman Copy Share Image
Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“As chemists, we must rename [our] scheme and insert the symbols Ba, La, Ce in place of Ra, Ac, Th. As nuclear… — Otto Hahn Copy Share Image
Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny.… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It's global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
After doing comedy for a while and knowing how hard it is to do physical comedy right, I learned how incredibly talented… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
“The men my family threw me at were strong and powerful. I could kill this boy with a teaspoon, and for some… — Kaylynne Spauls Copy Share Image
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.” — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
“Supravietuirea nu mai are importanta daca lovitura va avea efect” — Cristian Niculcea Copy Share Image
![“My parents played by parents, in the second season [of Suits]. We had a Skype scene and they were my real parents. My parents are cartoons. When they come up and visit, they're hilarious. My mother somehow finds a way to get in the way of everything.” quote by Rick Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/adf/rick-hoffman-17873_cartoon_my-parents-played-by-parents-in-the-seco_2012091.jpg)
![“As chemists, we must rename [our] scheme and insert the symbols Ba, La, Ce in place of Ra, Ac, Th. As nuclear chemists closely associated with physics, we cannot yet convince ourselves to make this leap, which contradicts all previous experience in nuclear physics.” quote by Otto Hahn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a4/otto-hahn-55355_chemistry_as-chemists-we-must-rename-our-scheme-an_1668415.jpg)
![“Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There…” quote by Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/419/jon-lovitz-16902_able_why-do-all-these-people-want-comedians-t_3223415.jpg)
