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A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
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People ask if I feel pigeon-holed by always doing the same kind of humorous role. But my tool has always been humor… — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
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