“Jesus. He could see the headlines now. Aliens Among Us. Run!” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“No funny business. I’ll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears” — Penelope Fletcher Copy Share Image
I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive. — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
“You're cooking", said Elizabeth, and each word came out of her mouth as if it was ashamed of being in the room… — Liam Perrin Copy Share Image
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion. — Stendhal Copy Share Image
I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Respect is not creative ... Chanel is an institution, and you have to treat an institution like a whore — and then… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“I looked at Judith. "This sounds strange, but I don't suppose you saw three mad women with a cauldron of boiling tea… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“When I asked my boss if he would refer me to someone in London where I was going next, he replied, "If… — Philip Tan Copy Share Image
Well, I think comedy can be a great unifier. If someone can laugh about something, maybe they can become more open to… — Desi Lydic Copy Share Image
Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“You wanna know how to make God laugh?” he said. “Tell him your plans.” — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“Why are you fighting like this? You're acting like Reece and Ridley.” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
After 20 years of doing comedy, I find dramatic work more challenging. — Marla Gibbs Copy Share Image
