Humor Quotes · Page 114

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

— Dule Hill

“Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it.”

— Lita Burke

“I don't need every answer. Just the right answer.”

— Garrett McCoy

Never, ever, ever call a lady cop Fatboy.

— Rock Cowles

“Email is the scourge of our age,' said Silvia. 'Email and cancer.”

— Olivia Sudjic

I'd say I've gone to grad school for comedy being on 'Community.'

— Gillian Jacobs

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.

— Jennifer Aniston

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

— Mel Brooks

“Listen, if you’re not totally surrendered, you’re not playing. It’s as simple as that.”

— Art Hochberg

“The only reason I'm friends with any of you is because I outgrew the von Trapps, one annoying Austrian at a time.”

— Lisa Mantchev

I think a sense of humor is a very personal thing, and I don't know if I am talented enough to do…

— Charlize Theron

“It [soccer] would be much more interesting if every so often, the ball spontaneously exploded.”

— Michelle Madow

“I have the body of an 18-year-old, but it's in the trunk of my car and it's starting to smell. ”

— Kimberly Cheryl

“Onze boosaardige aartsvijand had de concentratieboog van een peuter die hyper was van de suiker.”

— Shanna Swendson

It's a very tough time for the playwright. Broadway has become almost a musical comedy theme park with all these long-running shows.

— John Lithgow

“No " Grandlibby replied. "Hail comes from hell. The devil sent it because he's happy that you're reading evil garbage.”

— Jenny Lawson

We live in this culture where there are so many things that want us to pretend that we’re not truly human. That…

— Moby

“Something girls never understood about poker night. The real point of the card play was to razz. Razzing calls forth unbridled farm-boy…

— Allan Dare Pearce

“I tell them to bring him in. He comes in smiling in triumph. And he can't speak English. After his hours of…

— Charlie Chaplin

With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their…

— Patrick Wilson

“We take a great deal for granted in this world, and expect that everything as a matter of course ought to fit…

— Margaret Gatty

“When he had brushed a thin coat of dust off the pebbled leather cover of one volume, he saw the words: Register…

— John Bellairs

I worked at comedy clubs - if I can use the term 'work' - for several years. I middled at one point.…

— Bill Nye

I've always thought that Lewis Carroll himself had a certain comedy tinge to him. He was a guy who was a satirist.…

— James Bobin

In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment.

— Christopher Fry

“I'm rarely rude except accidentally, and that doesn't really count...”

— Laura L. Sullivan

I've got a very wide sense of humor.

— Jim Breuer

I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming.

— Amit Verma

I try to cope with everything through humor.

— Gail Porter

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

— Al Swearengen

Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood

— Anonymous

“...the face I wore at work, my death mask.”

— Ottessa Moshfegh

“Old age is not just for grown up's”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Oh, man," he mumbled with a full mouth. "At least the food is good.”

— James Dashner

“Boys are universal giver, women remains universal receiver.”

— Santosh Kalwar

I think it's really important to have a sense of humor.

— Chelsea Martin

When you work crazy TV hours, you got to have a good sense of humor.

— Matt Bomer

Chris Guest is the godfather of improvisational comedy.

— Tom Bennett

“I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.”

— K.A. Mitchell

She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks.

— Queen Victoria