“I wondered what he would have thought if he'd known that I'd gleaned most of my information from reading historical romance novels.” — Nicole Luiken Copy Share Image
As I see it, there's mainstream comedy - and then there's me, out in the badlands. — Rik Mayall Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys,… — LeBron James Copy Share Image
Caregivers need humor not only for the healing aspect but also to lift our spirits and inspire us to keep doing what… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
There's a sense of humor within the Australian culture that prevails when one is in a rather difficult situation. — Guy Pearce Copy Share Image
Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does. — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
There is a strange sort of reasoning in Hollywood that musicals are less worthy of Academy consideration than dramas. It's a form… — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
Ill-humor is nothing more than an inward feeling of our own want of merit, a dissatisfaction with ourselves which is always united… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“She haunted the makeup department until she was bored, then took a look around home furnishings. She wasn't ever going to get… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Like his admirer Samuel Beckett, Johnson locates his voices among conditions of such deprivation that even the most miserable memories are gilded… — James Marcus Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Getting up close and personal with sharks doesn't make you a wildlife enthusiast--it makes you dinner. An Austrian tourist wanted… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Every time you turn on your new car, you're turning on 20 microprocessors. Every time you use an ATM, you're using a… — Scott McNealy Copy Share Image
When writing comedy, you have to have the confidence to believe that there is only one type of relationship in the world,… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“Let's face it -- if I could scrap in a full-length bodysuit, I would.” — Lain Ehmann Copy Share Image
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
