Laughter is pleasant, but the exertion at my age is too much for me. — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor. — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
“Gay people should be allowed to get married. Just because somebody's gay doesn't mean he shouldn't suffer like the rest of us” — Jeff Shaw Copy Share Image
If you're a girl who raises her voice a lot, I assume your mom didn't hug you enough when you were a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don’t trust people with empty-stomach breath to tell me what taste is.” — Tracie Egan Copy Share Image
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple!… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“I was running on a treadmill earlier today and my moobs sagged so low that I tripped.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“His skin is so hard and rough, it’s like shaking a piece of tree bark.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Well, hell,” muttered Drake. “Do you do that to all the human women?” “No. Usually they’ve already started taking off their clothes… — Shannon K. Butcher Copy Share Image
You aim comedy up. If comedy is aimed down, you're a jerk. You laugh at the powerful as a way of bringing… — Haroon Moghul Copy Share Image
“I was convinced I had overdrawn my balance of good fortune; that whatever haphazard benevolence the impassive universe might hold towards me… — william boyd Copy Share Image
The glance embroiders in joy, knits in pain, and sews in boredom. When indifferent, the eye takes stills, when interested, movies. Laughter… — Malcolm De Chazal Copy Share Image
There was really a snobbery from people in film - they did not want people who had come from television. It was… — Sally Field Copy Share Image
As for George Bush of Kennebunkport, Maine- personally I think he's further evidence that the Great Scriptwriter in the Sky has an… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family,… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“. . . mixing defensiveness with anger - a wonderful mix, by the way.” — Liza Palmer Copy Share Image
I love the idea of comedy in horror. I think this should be allowed. — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
“An optimist is a man who plant two acorns and buy a hammock.” — Jean de Lattre de Tassigny Copy Share Image
If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
