Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
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“Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.” “Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.” — Andrew Barger Copy Share Image
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“What’s a pandemonium?” whispered one of the men in the rear. “It’s like a calliope,” answered a companion. “I heard one played… — Tim Powers Copy Share Image
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