“There is only one way I stop being a slut, and that's by falling in love. If we're all lucky, that will happen, and I'll shut the box marked "CRAZY SEX HOOKUP ISSUES" and open the one labeled (in neon… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Didn't your mother teach you anything? That the best way to find true love is to fuck around with any guy who will say… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“We get buzzed and smile at each other, talk talk talk, then a lull, then talk talk talk talk and he announces he's drunk.… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“It's crazy difficult to get lost in passion without the ignition of a kiss.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“What he wants-actual friendship, over a sustained period, as a kind of audition of romantic possibility-is a long and windingly manipulative road that I… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Man, Pfizer isn't kidding when they say that Viagra gives you the physical ability to get a boner, but that you still need to… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“I wish I could get drunk and do useful things without remembering -like finishing a book, or cleaning the tub.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“ Natural body. I suppose I can live with that. That's the best euphemism for fat, lazy slob I've ever heard and no matter… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“...there was this moment-a moment affected by exhaustion, Zyban, nicotine withdrawal, alcohol, marijuana, dreamy sensual music, and testosterone-when I lost track of whose ass… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Surprisingly, Robert's bare, lubed, thin cock didn't slide into his lover's hole easily. It stopped an inch in, jammed like Pooh in Rabbit's front… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“I wondered if I still had cum on my face, dried and obvious. Awful: sitting, waiting, in that burger joint, feeling drunk and high… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Whoever coined the phrase "honesty is the best policy" was a liar. Me and my big mouth.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
