“Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.” — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
None of us, irrespective of our sexual preference and/or practice, imagine that we can have an intimate relationship with a partner and… — Bell Hooks Copy Share Image
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
I'll be on my third honeymoon, so I'm more of an authority than I care to be. — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
One could argue that it's romantic to die for love. Of course, then you're dead and unable to take that honeymoon trip… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
People always go to Paris for their honeymoon. It's like they think because the distances are closer, it's much warmer. — Louis Garrel Copy Share Image
I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
The wonder is not that some married people are less happy than they hoped to be, but that any married people, out… — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik Copy Share Image
When we got married, we knew our honeymoon was going to be public, anyway, so we decided to use it to make… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
My humor is - was quite different. Mine was "Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother" and "The World's Greatest Lover" and "Haunted Honeymoon," "The… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
You need that hunger no matter what, because eventually the honeymoon period wears off. Somewhere between printing your business cards that say… — Drew Houston Copy Share Image
“All I have to say is, it better not be the end times, I’m getting married in three weeks. I don’t want… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
I have loved flowers that fade,Within whose magic tentsRich hues have marriage madeWith sweet unmemoried scents:A honeymoon delight,A joy of love at… — Robert Bridges Copy Share Image
Women have to be careful to not wear out their husbands on their honeymoons, or they get so weak that they can't… — Victor Villasenor Copy Share Image
Weirdly, some of the middle stuff of the descent into something going wrong were the hardest, tonally. You don't want to jump… — Harry Treadaway Copy Share Image
I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
No man will ever bring out of that office the reputation which carries him into it. The honeymoon would be as short… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
May I wish for you the knowledge...that marriages do not take place, they are made by hand; that there is always an… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I got sick, hospitalized, had no insurance. And the money I had saved for our honeymoon went to pay medical bills. So… — Dick Cheney Copy Share Image
