“I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever,… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Arthur shook his head. "You'd be an appalling mother, Morgana. You're a terrible example, you know," he said, handing her the bottle. "God help… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Look, it's all right for you. You don't have to walk along pulling the damned bin while you're wearing a bloody great dress that… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy Stardust.” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“It's a stage name," said Arthur, impatiently. "Like Madonna." "No, Madonna's actual name is Madonna," pointed out Merlin. "Oh my God, stop flaunting your… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Oh, shit," said Arthur, covering his face with his hands for a moment and screwing his eyes shut."You've been co-opted.She's got you spying on… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples.” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the way, please… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Another stupid adventure. Come and be king of the world?” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Its like Mrs Fitzherbert all over again, or that bloody Simpson woman! I do not believe it!" "Sorry," said Merlin, wondering who the blazes… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Merlin smiled. "Thank you, sir! It was just Game Theory." "It was just – is this a Maths thing?" "Well, Maths and Philosophy, and..."… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“The who with the what now?"The dragon cocked its head to one side and gave this utterance careful consideration. "I'm afraid that I don't… — FayJay Copy Share Image
