Hello from the gutters of NYC, which is filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine,and blood. Hello from the sewers of… — David Berkowitz Copy Share Image
Oh, can you tell I haven't slept very well since the last time that we spoke? Please understand if I see you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will forever be grateful to my oncologist for opening the door and saying, 'Damn it, the tumor's 10 percent bigger,' before… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
If you can run around the corner and say hello to someone do that instead of emailing. It's always more rewarding; the… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
"Hello" is pseudoscience. The only smart way to read it is not to believe in it, not to trust it, or to… — Aleksandra Mir Copy Share Image
Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
If you are to use Alexander Graham Bell’s product, which is to say the blower, you should, in all courtesy, use it… — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
Churches can easily bring together, in a short period of time, a substantial number of people, and politicians have to assume that… — Anthony B Pinn Copy Share Image
My oldest brother used to take me to the theater. The first play he took me to see was 'Black Comedy,' then… — Nathan Lane Copy Share Image
Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for anything at all. Hello Kitty never has been, and never will be, anything.… — Tom Sachs Copy Share Image
I do not like the Broadway theatre because it does not know how to say hello. The tone of voice is false,… — Julian Beck Copy Share Image
Mike is the craziest person. He's scattered; he's all over the place. When you hold him down and tell him, 'This is… — Ad-Rock Copy Share Image
Fashion sighs after trends. I want timeless elegance. Fashion has no time. I do. I say: Hello Lady, how can I help… — Yohji Yamamoto Copy Share Image
I go down the street, I say hello to everybody, a stranger or otherwise. I know that they do not know me,… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
[From a window in the Writer's Building at MGM, which overlooked a cemetery:] Hello down there. It might interest you to know… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Well, hello, Peter,” said Lupin pleasantly, as though rats frequently erupted into old school friends around him. “Long time, no see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was a deliberate policy not to invite Hello!' into my home. I could have done that stuff and made a lot… — Mary Nightingale Copy Share Image
I guarantee you I'm not going to forget your voice. We're going to run into each other down the road sometime, and… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“For whatever it's worth, I believe we're born imperfect, and perfection, whatever that may be, is unattainable by us mere humans.” — Liza M. Wiemer Copy Share Image
The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It's like, 'Hello? Did you eat your… — Kris Carr Copy Share Image
I've become aware of being in a very male-dominated industry where a door opens and it's like, 'Oh hello, it's 12 men… — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
“There is a time for hello and a time for good-bye. It's why the act of burying things seems natural, but the… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
I watched a Katie Taylor interview, really interesting and then Eddie Hearn barges in! "Oi, hello, apples and pears!" You should be… — David Haye Copy Share Image
A simple: Hello,Goodnight,Goodbye,Can suddenly change my mood, and put a Smile on my face.. It can change my bad mood to a… — R Copy Share Image
I've decided to just keep doing Oh, Hello, where I play an older man who thinks he's very cultured. That clearly has… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Hello, princess,” said Lord Maccon to the vampire. “Got yourself into quite a pickle this time, didn't you?” Lord Akeldama looked him… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
There's no wobble in Bush. If anything, the opposite. Right after hello, the next words out of his mouth are: I've never… — Rich Lowry Copy Share Image
Hello people of the world I just want u to know that no madder what some out there loves u and there's… — Chelsea Copy Share Image
I cannot think of a better way to spread the faith. No thundering from a pulpit, no condemnation from bad churches, no… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I never thought I would start to like you. But now I do. I guess you had me at hello. Now I… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Someone said to me a long time ago, 'You're a drag queen,' and at the time I was a little like... hello?… — Roisin Murphy Copy Share Image
If someone had written a review saying, ''Oh, Hello' is stupid,' we would have said, 'Yeah, it is. You're absolutely right.' That… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Lucern felt himself "She called my erections wonderful?" Entienne just gaped, then raised a fist to knock on his brother's forehead as… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
Sports (and the often barely withheld violence around them) have become one of the few modern ways to connect with strangers. They… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
If you want to meet someone who can fix any situation you don't like, who can bring you happiness in spite of… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
For the most part, if somebody approaches me and says, 'I'd like to interview you,' who am I to say no, when… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Since when do we even play games?” “Since when don’t we play games? Games of life, games of death. Games of love,… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
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