The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Someone asked me once what my philosophy of life was, and I said some crazy thing. I should have said, how the… — Rock Hudson Copy Share Image
“There is a special place in hell for women that do not help other women.” — Rae Mariz Copy Share Image
I think the Chinese will say the hell with you and pull their money out of the United States. That's the end… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
“Give me 100 preachers who fear nothing but sin and desire nothing but God; such alone will shake the gates of hell.” — John Wesley Copy Share Image
Nonfiction-wha t the hell, that just says, this is nongrapefruit we're having this morning. — John McPhee Copy Share Image
I'm usually sick after a fight. But then the brain swelling goes down, and I'm just hungry as hell. — Bob Sapp Copy Share Image
There were days when the Church could club men into obedience by preaching Hell to them, but that day has long passed.… — John G. Lake Copy Share Image
Preach as if you had seen heaven and its celestial inhabitants, and had hovered over the bottomless pit, and beheld the tortures,… — Francis Asbury Copy Share Image
“She spun to face him. “Listen, Hellboy, we need to make this quick. I have garage sales to hit and naughty souls… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
Getting to places like Bangkok or Singapore was a hell of a sweat. But when you got there it was the back… — David Attenborough Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks that I'm fast because of my dad and I correct people. I'm like, 'No, my mom was the fast one.'… — Trinity Rodman Copy Share Image
I find it hard to believe that my God would consign four-fifths of the world to hell. I can't imagine that my… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
How can anyone lose who chooses to become a Christian? If, when he dies, there turns out to be no God and… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
“The road to rock and roll Heaven is paved by the bleached skulls of guys like me. I had no idea such… — Greg Kihn Copy Share Image
Ugh! Why can't Hell stay where it's at? Why does it always have to break loose? — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
I have a place in Costa Rica that is in the middle of the jungle. There's no Internet. There's no TV. Do… — Shane Smith Copy Share Image
I'm gonna keep improving. Keep watching. I know it's gonna keep being entertaining as hell. — Greg Hardy Copy Share Image
Satan can make men dance upon the brink of hell as though they were on the verge of heaven. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Love can consign us to hell or to paradise, but it always takes us somewhere. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman. — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
I'd walked too close to heaven and gotten a glimpse. The hell I'd lived before her no longer appealed to me. — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“Why do I find it irresistible when you tell me to go to hell so politely?” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
We all in the game, just different levels, Dealing with the same hell, just different devils — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
With 80,000 dead of AIDS, our promiscuous homosexuals appear literally hell-bent on Satanism and suicide, — Pat Buchanan Copy Share Image
Tonight this fool's halfway to heaven and just a mile outta hell And I feel like I'm comin' home. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I'm a firm believer that you learn a hell of a lot more from your failures than you do from your successes. — Joe Louis Walker Copy Share Image
“Maybe heaven was innocence, limbo was ignorance, and hell was fiery illumination.” — Kimberly Sabatini Copy Share Image
“No. Thank you she said in a voice that said he could go to hell and take his jacket with him.” — tara janzen Copy Share Image
“If I go to hell for this—” “I’ll be there as well. I’ll dance with you,” he promised.” — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Deep in my heart,There's a demon trying to escape,But guess what?,I locked him away and sent him to hell.. — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
“You think I'm going to let you burn in hell alone? Just don't shoot the janitor.” — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
I can tell you to go to hell.. But what is the point?? I am already there.. with you!! — Cathy Copy Share Image
Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes! — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
