A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't have real control over death. You could die of a heart attack, a building could fall on you, you could… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
Mum and Dad died of heart problems, my grandparents died of it, my sister has had mini strokes, my brother has had… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
Before the heart attack, I used to do a lot of work - what's needed and what's not needed. I used to… — Shankar Mahadevan Copy Share Image
“Cultural wisdom says 'Don't quit your day job.' Yet I think these desires represent our psyche's stretch toward wholeness. And to be… — Mary Rose O'Reilley Copy Share Image
“This morning, thanks to a controlled near-death experience, I was lucky enough to meet, at the far end of the blue tunnel,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
To clarify the facts to everyone, yes, I did have a heart attack. I was on a plane leaving from Los Angeles,… — George Perez Copy Share Image
My dad died suddenly. He had a heart attack aged 52. When the hospital phoned to tell me, it felt like when… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
“Her father was about to have a heart attack, and my memories of her are now tinged with a blue wash of… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
My father died when I was young. He was out delivering Christmas packages like he did every year. My mom said that… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
When I have anxiety attacks, I always think I'm having a heart attack. — Charlamagne tha God Copy Share Image
As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Dreamt I died in Chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). Need to write my will today, — Mikey Welsh Copy Share Image
“His jaw clenched. "Okay, so I guess trying to let you down easy was a bad idea--" "This is your idea of… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Life Is A Heart Attack. Love is A Medicine.. Luver is A Treatmnet.. But, FRND is A Doctor.. How Are You ?… — Babloo Copy Share Image
My mom had a heart attack, and it came out of nowhere - she was 54. My dad had leukemia for about… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when your phone is in a different pocket than normal so you start to panic.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So I sat there and thought about faking a heart attack so I could skip school for a few months. I mean,… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“It appears diet drinks with artificial sweeteners are not much better. The taste of diet drinks makes you crave other sweet foods… — Tom Rath Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“RYLAN!" The yell comes out of nowhere and nearly gives me a heart attack. Tearing my eyes away, I watch as Babette… — Colleen Boyd Copy Share Image
If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. — Edward Norton Copy Share Image
