Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal scorer). 3. Dating a girl today and have sex on that same day = (free… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
8 planets, 1 universe, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and I just had to find yo dumbass.. — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
WELL BITCH! This dick aint gone just up and magically suck itself!! — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
Some great sexy sayings- U cannot taste me, until u undressme? -Banana. U cannot eat me unless u lick me - Ice cream. U… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
B4 SEX: u help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: u only dress urself. Moral of the story, in life no one hleps u… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
You call her a slut, a whore, and a bitch... But yet you were the one who dated her. — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
Note to self: Never put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket. — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
Courage goes hand in hand with fear, just lyk 2 + wrong = cant make righ — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
Hoes be like I'm single: but still fuck every guy they meet, that's why you are still single hoe! Yours is to fuck not… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
