Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
You can be zany and funny or you can do something that really has some depth to it and serious, so there's… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I hate Christmas. I do think it is odd that I have wound up playing these two iconic Christmas haters. It is… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much! — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
