From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Templeton was down there now, rummaging around. When he returned to the barn, he carried in his mouth an advertisement he had… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My own doctrine of organization is that any body of people coming together for a purpose (whatever it may be) should consist… — Benton MacKaye Copy Share Image
I figure it's almost like a balance. We're eating these wonderful collard greens and turnip greens which are so medicinally good for… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
Can anything be more disgusting than to hear people called 'educated' making small jokes about eating ham, and showing themselves empty of… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
I used to do school plays. I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess. — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Based on the Bible, I believe that all the land animals were made on day six, and Adam and Eve were made… — Ken Ham Copy Share Image
I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that.… — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
Troubles cured you salty as a country ham, smoky to the taste, thick-skinned and tender inside. — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment — Ray Wilkins Copy Share Image
Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other up. And… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
When you get born your father and mother lost something out of themselves, and they are going to bust a ham trying… — Robert Penn Warren Copy Share Image
Badfinger was pretty good. It was a very sad story, though, because the guy, he ended up killing himself, Pete Ham, who… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
When I'm getting ready to persuade a person, I spend one-third of the time thinking about myself, what I'm going to say,… — Emile Coue Copy Share Image
Black was bestlooking. ... Ebony was the best wood, the hardest wood; it was black. Virginia ham was the best ham. It… — Ann Petry Copy Share Image
